Episode 4
 
 

*Neil*
the last thing he heard from Reebo was that Kat had arrived, and that they were going to try to save Morden, he could wait.. *or you could escape yourself, get your lazy butt of that bed and DO SOMETHING!!!* "!! Wow Booji, turn down the volume..§heesh.. I am only the shop keeper, what the hell can I do??!!?" *have you already forgotten your secret?* "Uh.. remind me, it's a secret very well hidden... to well" *WLFTO/WDFTO* After exclaiming those letters booji dissapeared again "oke, I know that english is not my native tongue... but what the HELL did that mean"
The door to his cell opend as a suit stepped in with the new Suits inc. magazine. The suit looked rather young, must be a new recruit.... neil decided to test this suits intelligence. "Do you know what WLFTO/WDFTO means?" the suit looked puzzled, and obviously nervious. Could it be that he was so new that he feared booji more then the others? "er... I..I have now idea? W..w..w.. were is it from?"
"from one of your Suit inc. magazines, it's in that big pile there in the corner, be my guest and read it, I think it is issue # 13" The suit went to the corner and started searching through the magazines, suddenly he stopped.. " wait a min we never publish issue # 13!!!"
-Whack!!!!Crash!!!!!-
Neil stood over the unconscious suit "Always comes in handy, those sollid wood chairs..." He suddenly remembered... "We Live For The One/ We Die For The One!!!!" He silently stepped out of his cell into an empty office.. "Aaaah Freedom"

*Reebo*
While Kat and an associte were freeing morden, I was patroling the halls for gahaildi and garibaldi's cells them suddenly crash the roff came in, Zooty!! I screamd. Zooty Zoot Zoot! Together we patrolled down the halls, finding nothing. Then as we rounded a corner six suits met us and three more walked up behind us together we pulled out our pikes and took out 5 of the suits, but they still had us out numbered. Then a uniformed figure walked up behind them Sirs, this is for you it is from the wardrobe commission, sign here? BOOM! the suits were history! Zoltar! Where have you been? Dilivering mail, where else? right help us look for garibaldi and gahaildi. OK hay there's neil! wait up neil!

*Mr Morden*
The suit who was sure of himself was still talking. Morden wasn't listening to him, she was trying to find a way to get out of this. She sensed something. Someone was using a light refection device. She saw one of the suits being pulled off into the shadows. She was the only one to see this. She heard chattering. Shadows? she thought.
<Patience. Give us a moment.>
<How did you get in?>
Garibaldi charged out, firing all the while. "Where have you been!?!" Morden shouted over the ppg fire.
"Occupied." Garibaldi smiled.
She shook her head. One of the Shadows cut her hands free. She started to the desk for her pike, but a half dozen of the suits converged on her. She fought them off with her Associates help, but not before taking the syringe in the neck.
Slowly, she approached the desk. She took the pike. The suit began to cower. She swing the pike at it and hit him across the face. "That's for the Spice Girls. Baldi, finish him off. He's already ruined my jacket enough." Garibaldi shot him.
"Are you okay?" he asked her.
"Peaches. Why do you ask?" Then her eyes glazed over she was hit the floor.

*MajorButtons*
When she finally regained consciousness, MajorButtons found that she was lying at one end of a long corridor. At the other end she could see 2 dead Suits with a large spider-mousie leaning over them, brandishing its pincers.
"Oh wow!", she thought, "spiders are my favourite prey. I must catch this one!"
MajorButtons stood up and proceeded to slink down the corridor, stealthily. Oh boy, was she going to have fun with this one!
As she neared the spider-mousie, she suddenly realised that it was quite a bit bigger than she had previously anticipated. It turned its head towards her and chirped like a bird.
"Well, I can't lose face now. I'm going to have to go for it", the little cat thought to herself. Her back arched, she bared her teeth and hissed.
A bird-like voice entered her head. It sighed and spoke in a sarcastic voice: "Oh yeah, I'm soooooo scared. *Please* don't hurt me."
MajorButtons gulped but refused to back down. She still had her pride.
The spider-mousie said in her head, "Look, stop messing about! I know for a fact that you've only got 4 and a half teeth - it's not as if you're going to do me much damage, is it?!"
"Who told you about my teeth?!" MajorButtons bristled with indignation and glared at her prey.
"I'm one of the First Ones and I know everything," the spider-mousie answered, "I'm also an associate of Morden and she sent me to rescue you."
"Oh, well, in that case...I suppose I'll let you off. Hope you realise how lucky you are that I didn't attack you!" MajorButtons sighed with relief and pretended to wash herself.
"Yes, that's right," sighed the spider-mousie. <Please can I hurt the little upstart...just a wee bit, please?> the spider-mousie begged Morden. There was no reply so it led MajorButtons out of the main corridor towards its companions.

*Garibaldi*
Garibaldi stared down at Morden, crumpled on the floor and half-asleep, giggling in a drug-induced stupor. Sighing, he dropped down beside her and looked at the Suit-issue PPG in his hand. 2 shots blinked the display.
He fired both at the television, and for the first time in almost a week he wasn't being asked what he really really wanted.
"I was too late."
He didn't remember anything except a couple of very good insults and something about gok-burgers. Upon waking it had all seemed like a dream, but now he was confident that it was indeed a reality. Something was going on, the least of which made sense.
He scratched at the cast on his shin. From the looks of it he had been shot in the leg. His arms, neck, and curiously his butt hurt like hell, and he had yet to regain feeling in his feet. The world seemed to carry a spinning quality and even the darkest rooms seemed brightly illuminated and friendly.
He tossed the still-warm PPG across the floor and picked up Morden. Hobbling out of the room, he was surprised when a small watch-like device materialized out of thin air and landed on the ground before him. He recognized the device, but quickly set Morden down and scanned the halls for a presence.
<"It is alright, He Who Kills, it is us.> Garibaldi breathed a sigh and picked up his Photonic Displacer.
<"Much is going on. I cannot find the others.">
"How many others?"
<"Many."> The Shadow materialized and picked up the glass-eyed Morden with its pinchers. <"I will take her to VOR. When she awakes she will need familiar surroundings or she will be lost. We will return soon."> With that the two disappeared and Garibaldi listened to the fading tink tink tink of the creature's feet against the floor.
He cloaked and moved down the halls. Coming across a large band of Suits, he did his best to step over the doughnuts littering the floor. The Suits were all sitting on recliners and reading newspapers. One of the suits seemed prominent, and upon approaching him Garibaldi could see a keycard and PPG strapped to his belt. Quickly and stealthily grabbing them, he dizzily mowed the group down with red-hot blasts,
being very careful not to adjust for the coriolis effect.

*Enitl'Zha*
Enil'zha crawled, wounded, in a race against time, with a bunch of suits up her neck... luckily, her faithful goks were still with her... she smiled briefly at the thought. She have been gone for a long long time... she knew about this!!!! they must be warned!!!But have they even noticed she was missing for weeks??? Or, have they bought into the clone thingy???she could still remember how it all began, weeks before the others knew... and the horror that held her at the true plans of the suits!!!she felt herself slipping away... one of her goks brushed himself against her feet, murming softly... she remembered... *several weeks before Neil/s kidnapping* It was a hot day, and Entil'zha was brushing one of the goks. It was another normal day. She was thinking of the fidding. She must ask Bo to fix the water. it was a little to high for the younger goks... suddenely, she noticed something was wrong. the goks stoped playing, and listened in attention. she looked, worried, to see what was bothering them. what was that??? could it be... surely no, this close to the temple??? but yes, she was sure now. a purple and green fish printed suit was snoofing alround!!! This isn't right. They won't get this close, unless... unless... cold fear held her heart, but she didn't wanted to aleart the others, in the middle of their prair training. *I'll look into it myself*. She left the temple lion to guard while she's gone, and the carebear to stay with the young goks so they won't be scared... She took her finest goks, and went to follow the suit. at first, he didn't seem to notice. but than, as he saw her, he got an evil grin on his face. "NOW!!!" suddenely, everything turned black... when Entil'zha woke up, she was in what appeared to be a mobile lab. and there were suits everywhere!!!! they noticed that she was awake, and smiled, evily. they made way to the one that appeared to be their leader, a suit in light-green colored hideus jacket. "welcome", he said "to your end". than, he moved, showing me... ME??? but it WASN'T me... my goks started growling nearby, where they were being held. The Entil'zha's eyes were... dark. empty. The leader turned to her: "Go now, and tell us their weak points. This should not be to hard. Entey, erm, Entazh... erm... whatever, spends most of her time with her goks, praying, and making little buckets and bucket paintings to decorate the temple. She walks everywhere, but not really noticed by most, as they do not want to bother her in her animal caring" disgusted expression came on his face."This makes her ideal for this purpose. We must know as much as we can tward the final..." he stoped, looked at me, and an evil grin came on his face. the others began to cheer. "but we
must get rid of THIS one. she is no use to us. but, we will give you ONE chance." two suits came, holding the uglyest suit i've ever seen. I realized it was about in MY size... "WILL YOU JOIN US, AND SHOW YOUR FRIENDS THE WAY???" "NEVER!!!!!" i shouted. " And this... this ... thing that you're planning won't work!!!!! Booji will guard us!!!!!!!!!!!" they all began laughing. "I'm afraid not, my dear"... he
said. "take her away!!!! prepare for stage 2!!!" a bunch of suits came from behind, as i could hear my goks whining... they gave me some tranq. I tryed to fight, as the darkness fell on me... I woke up in a dark chamber, that seemed to be moving. We were in a car, i understood. I was tied with yellow-brown ties on my hands and legs . A few suits were in, talking between themselfes. I couldn't quiet hear what they were
saying, but the words "revenge", "destruction", and "once and for all" were heared. *whatever this is, it can't be good. i MUST warn the others!!!* "well, i see that you are awake" turned to me one of the suits with an unpleasent smile. "it's about time. we're here". my goks were in a sac, that was taken off and carryed by 2 suits. They gave a hell of a fight, but there was little they could do, and little that i could do. I was marched into a dark, tall building. *this must be their secret headquarters* i thought to myself. I was blindfolded, and could see nothing. the cover iched... poliaster, i guess. *what are they up too???* i wondered, when we stoped. *we're here* i thought. *whatever "here" is*. but i was not afraid, to my surprise. things looked dark, but i knew Booji was with me. than, i remembered. MY SECRET WEAPON!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! the time is very near. I was left near my goks, when the suits turned
aside, preparing something. *perfect!!!* i thought. slowely, i moved my tied hands into my secret pocket... YES!!!! IT WAS HERE!!!! very slowely, i moved tward the sac... and managed to put the wine plate in. The affects were immidiet. 15 angry goks tore the sac apart, and than came for the suits. *slash*... *BANG*... *thud*. One of the goks helped me to get out of the ties. *thank Booji i trained them to do that!* i thought.i stood up quickly, and began walking, followed by my goks. it took me a
while to calm them down, but in the end we were ready to go. I sneaked down a dark hall, and sent a gok forward to see if it's clear to go. I sneaked into a room, and found a torn peice of note. "**ed... con.' it said. i couldn't understand it, and than i remembered. THE CON!!!!!!!!!! How long have i been out??? WHAT??? It's about to begin!!!!!I had no time to warn the others, i had to go emmidiatly!!! I came to
there, and tryed to buy tickets to 'In The Begining'. "what do you mean 'SOLD OUT'???" I shouted at the salesladuy. DAMN!!!!!! whatever they were up to, i couldn't tell. they didn't want me to see the movie... and there was nothing i could do!!!!! Depressed, i sat down. than, i saw a glowing bucket in the distance. "go, eat. You must be stronge. I will take care of the rest". Comforted by the words, i went to eat. when i came back, there was a 2nd showing of 'In The Begining', thank Booji!!!!! from that point and on, it was quiet. i had to stay, knowing the suits were up to something. 'Thirdspace' went clear... nothing had happened!!!!!!As i went back in the bus, i noticed that there was an unusuall number of suits in there.*could it all have been a trap t lure me in???* I thought, as the suits began to move. *oh, no, not again*... The cell was dark, and had wallpapers that made me thank for the darkness. My goks were gon. i was held in there for weeks, held in the silence. Than, a few suits came and took me out quickly into a room with a strange device, vagouly resembling the brain distorting one that was used on Sheridan. "came to see our final victory?" asked the light-green leader. in the room's corner my goks were held, guns pointed to them. "you move, and they'll get it" said the suit, sencing my thoughts. as the suits hooked me
to the machine, i thought i could hear someone screaming. *Neil/s???* than, i started screaming too as they hooked me into the machine and showed me their plan. the leader laughed evily.*NO!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!* I cryed in my heart.than,light ingulfed me... Booji came. "YOU MUST ESCAPE AND WARN THE OTHERS" he said, his bucket glowing bright. "but... how?" "THERE IS A SECRET PASSAGE. MY GOKS WILL LEAD YOU THERE. TELL THE OTHERS MY WORD. I SHALL NOT OBANDON YOU!!!!" he said. still amazed and socked by the sightes, all i could say was "Thank you". he smiled, and said: "YOU MUST HURRY NOW. I WILL WATCH OVER YOU". as he spoke, he faded away. Than, i was back in the room with the suits. i could still feel Booji. I knew what i must do. My goks seemed ready. "NOW"!!!!" I shouted. the goks came on the guards, as i heated the leader. as i rushed through the halls, surprised at the eesyness... they were running away. SOMETHING was goingon. Maybe that's why i didn't hear the suit creeping behind me. i heared a noise. *no!!!* He shot at me,before i could move. My goks took him out before ho could hurt me anymore, thank Booji. but I was hurt badly.I knew it... and we were running out of time!!! Blackness... Crawling out... *THEY'RE
AFTER ME*... my goks... must... tell... Then, there was only pain left... *pain* Thought Entil'zha, as she tryed to crawl tward the temple, Booji's message still echoing through her mind. A few dizzy characters came near her. She didn't knew if she got to the temple, and was saved, or were they the suits? It was getting to dark to tell... and cold. The last thing Entil'zha heard was the 'MMeeewwwwoouuu' of her
goks as darkness came about...

*Lindaru*
Lindaru, Wonko and Gwyn had gotten separated from the others after that last confusing battle. They were sneaking down the hall to find their fellow captive followers when they noticed Entilzha Einat and her goks. Einat was dragging slowly along with barely the use of arms and legs . . . "Entilzha!" Wonko cried. "It's me! We are in disguise!"
Lindaru let Gwyn and Wonko pick up Entilzha and pull her to safety, Gwyn later coming out to the hallway to coax the goks to the same place.
Lindaru tapped her earring and spoke. "Lorien! Do you have that device ready from the stuff in the Temple basement? Our time is growing short!"

*Reebo*
My friends and I quickly padded down the hall following neil, we ahd almost caught up with him when he turned around. It wasn't neil, it was a suit! Zooty whiped out her pike and bashed the suit in the face. "Good work" I said, Zooty just smiled. Then I caught sight of lindaru, wanko, and... was that entl'iza ?! Lundaru! I shouted REEBO!! she shouted back "what happened to her?" Zoltar asked "We don't know,"
lundaru replyed "here," Zooty said " let me have a look" "ok" answered Zooty pulled a med kit out of the backpack she was wearing and dressed entilza's wounds.
 
*Lorien*
*a holo screen aperars over lindaru and the otheres* patched you through to the rim with the temples direct tv satalite. Boy am I briliant. Yeah i'm ready bring up building map *two lines appear on the screen then two more then two more* i've been out hear for a while who knows who the hell's been captured just a sec *a small PDA looking device falls from nowhere* this should have the positions of all the followers on it at any given moment just keep booji with as long as posible or the link goes out. i'm heading back with friends *two wooden heads materialize on the screen* open season on suits has just been declared we should be back by
 
*Neil*
The office he entered was empty, but what was behing it? Slowly he opened the door. There was an empty hallway, and slowly neil came out the office. "where am I, and where are the others?" Neil walked into a random direction, hoping faith would lead him to his friends..
After a short while neil was already lost, the hallways looked to much alike, and with his lousy sence of direction he could not retrace his steps. This was getting very annojing, he started running, then turning a left corner, and an occasional right one. "what in Booji's name is this place?" He started running even faster and faster, and then after he rounded yet another corner he smashed head on into an Avon Lady....
"ooch, that hurt!!*

*Lindaru*
When Neil smashed into Lindaru, the earring comm connection to Lorien was cut off . . . but he had promised help. The view screen immediately disappeared but they had seen enough of the line sensors in
the building to get an idea of where they were. By now, Entilzha was feeling a bit better and the goks were cuddling up to her for comfort.
By jove! That's it! Lindaru snapped open one of her briefcases and pulled out some funky looking polka dot underwear. Wonko, Neil, Gwyn and Entilzha looked at her strangely.
"Don't you get it? Polka dotted gok underwear! Critty thought of *everything*! It is the one thing that Suits cannot resist!" They got busy and dressed all of the gok up in the gawdy underwear knowing
that this might be their last defense against any more attacking Suits. Lindaru silently gave a word of thanks to her friend Planet Killer for giving her the idea.

*Neil*
Neil was having a hard time getting the Gok in the underwear, but with Entil's help he got it.
Still rather confused by the blow he got from walking into Lindaru, and her outragious idea he stared at the Goks, and at the other followers.... this was unbelievable!! He started laughing out loud and fell on the floor, still laughing. All the others eyed him, raising an eyebrow. "I'm sorry, but this is hilarious!! us all in suits, and the goks in underwear!!" they all started to giggle a little because it was rather funny looking. After their short amusing little intermezzo they all felt a lot better, all the tension had gone, they were ready for anything now. "Oke Lindaru, what do we do next with these walking undies" Neil said while
repressing another chuckle...

*Lindaru*
Once Lindaru got her own giggles under control, she explained what she remembered from her studies in school regarding Suits.
"Back in the early days of the 20th Century, there was a phrase up and coming business people used to say - The Cat's Pajamas - meaning that they really liked that thing. Since we have goks which are close to cats and underwear instead of pajamas, it should still work. The Suits will see the goks in polka dotted underwear and translate that in their minds to *Cat's Pajamas* and they will not hurt us as long as we have the goks with us; so, each one of us is to carry one of these with us on our search for our missing followers and we will be kept safe!"

*Garibaldi*
The floor shuddered several times under Garibaldi's feet. It sounded like a war was going on all around him. Dragging his right leg, he steadily made his way through the maze of corridors until he reached the wall he had been searching for. Without hesitation or consideration he stepped right into it. Reality seemed to stretch into an infinetely flat plane, and Garibaldi had the sensation of traveling at many billions of times the speed of light. Suddenly there was a flash, and he felt the atoms of his body being swished about. After what seemed like hours his eyes opened, and he was in a dark office. A suit sneered at him from behind an oak desk.
Struggling to his feet, Garibaldi pointed his PPG at the suit. It got up and walked around the desk. "Ahhh, so you know about the gate, eh? I thought you did. That Talia Malloy got very far past our defenses. Very far indeed. And then she found this place." His face turned dark. "We killed her, you know." Garibaldi stared at the suit for a moment, then in a fit of rage he aimed his PPG and squeezed the trigger. But the suit was fast and clever, and within nanoseconds he had pulled a mask from his coat pocket and pressed it to his face. A Bester mask. Garibaldi's arm twitched involuntarily, and the shot embedded itself harmlessly into the ceiling.
Laughter. "You can't kill me. You can't even allow someone else to kill me. It's so perfect!" He did a little dance. "Nya nya nya nya nya nya." Garibaldi stared in disbelief.
"Your friends are ripping our HQ apart. We have hundreds of our best guards scattered throughout the building, even so we believe they may be able to fight their way through. But we planned for this contingency long before we kidnapped the first Boojist. We opened the gate here to the peaceful moon Endor. Sure, it was hell fighting off those cute little hairballs, but once we had assimilated a piece of the countryside we could construct The Shield. No one would suspect it." "They will never make it, you know. Our leaders are being interviewed at this very moment. By morning the Temples will be smashed to the ground by angry mobs. You were their only hope, Mr. Garibaldi, and you failed them. They will be quite dead when we finally turn you to our side." His sinister laughter made Garibaldi's desire to shoot unbearable, but every blast he squeezed off went in a different direction. Over in the corner he could see the Control Panel for The Shield. While the Suit continued to dance and laugh, he pulled the Energy Cap from his PPG and bounced it across the floor with all his might. It hit the wall next to the Control Panel so hard that it shattered instantly.
As Garibaldi jumped backwards through the gate his arm flew out unexpectedly and grabbed the Bester lookalike by the sleeve. As the wave of fiery plasma hit the gate and began to distort its sensitive structure, Garibaldi and the Suit toppled haphazardly through time/space towards the Suit headquarters.
Meanwhile, the Main Suit's pager went off in the middle of a damaging spray of insults aimed at Booji, and he was forced to put the interview on hold. Looking down, he recognized the number code and jumped up. The other suits around the conference table jumped at precisely the same moment, they all had received the same message. "The shield is down."

*Lorien*
Lorien arived just in time to laugh his brains out he materialized to see the other followers caring goks in
underware which in turn were being tickled by 4 suits the first ones arrived a moment later and with a quick blast from their eyes the suits were dust. Lindaru: the links back up.. that's odd mr. garibaldi's gone
lorien: you mean he's been captured Lindaru: no I mean he isn't in the building anymore Lorien: i can't even find him in the galaxy... how long has the link been out lindaru: only about 12 hours he couldn't even had weached the base on io by now athena (lorien's computer): detecting a spacial anommoly on floor ten readings consistent with long term use of eienstein-space manipulation drive Lorien:oh.. no if the suits have an einstein

*Reebo*
*Get out of my way you stupid suits* I thought and when on looked at me in a funny way, mabey a little to loudly. This gok bussines was working to well I was surrounded by cooing and giggling suits, I had to fight my way through. I had voulontered to find gadhaildi, and anyone else missing in action. First I used the locator lorien had provided us with, to locate Neil, I had tracked him to the holding area, but he wasn't there, he wasn't even in the office, but then I found a back pannel...

*Garibaldi*
As the control panel for The Shield was atomized in a crippling spray of plasma, The Shield's generators overheated. Before any of the suits realized what was happening, the entire system of generators and emitters went supernova. As the wake of their destruction hit the gate, the gate collapsed in on itself, sending out a space/time shockwave that completely obliterated the peaceful moon of Endor. Amoung assorted other debris, hundreds of helpless, screaming Ewoks shot off in all directions. Some landed on nearby corporate-owned worlds, while still others slammed into moons, asteroids, and ships, hitting the very heart of Suit territory. Within hours they had recovered and began spawning more of their kind. Before the day was out their numbers were in the tens of thousands, whole cities of Ewoks stretched out across almost every rock in the sector. The Suits were plunged into a war on a dozen fronts, and even the most optimistic amoung them had little hope of victory except to escape with their lives.
The Bester-mask-wearing Suit got up and brushed himself off. Beside him, Garibaldi was pinned to the ground by a pile of beams and pieces of the ceiling. Chuckling slightly, it took off the mask and threw it into the gaping hole in the wall where the gate had once been. There was a brief flash and for a moment the Suit could see the cone-shaped wall of the spacial anomaly. The mask receeded into infinity and
disappeared. Then, worried it would lose its job unless the Main Suit could be protected, the Suit began running down the hall. He had just turned towards the elevator when he saw something out of the corner of his eye... Garibaldi watched the suit until it went down another hall. Suddenly there was a shadow-like scream, and the wall across from the elevators was painted red with a thin coat of blood. Garibaldi laughed maniacally until he passed out from the pain.

 

Will Garibaldi Find his Friends? Will the goks win the fashion award with those darn undies? Will the Temple be saved? Who id this Main Suit?

Find out in episode 5 of.....
Boojilon 5