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Minimum Daily Requirement
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Courtesy ---- Kuldip Singh, MCA 1993, REC ROURKELA
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A sardar who was unemployed for several months gets a job with
Public works. He is to paint lines down the center of a rural
road. The supervisor tells him he is on probation and that he
must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to
remain hired. The sardar agrees to the conditions and starts the
next day.
The supervisor checks and finds the sardar completed 4 miles.
"Great," he thought, "this man will work out."
The next day he finds the sardar only did 2 miles but the supervisor
thought, "well he is still at the average and I don't want him to get
discouraged."
The third day however the sardar only did one mile and the Boss
thought, "I need to talk to him."
The boss pulls the new employee in and says, "Son, you were
doing great, the first day you did 4 miles the second day 2 miles but
yesterday you only did one mile, Why? is there a problem? An injury,
equipment failure, anything keeping you from meeting the 2 mile
minimum?"
The sardar replied "Well, I keep getting farther and farther from
the bucket."