--------------------------
Courtesy ---- Sandeep Vohra
---------------------------


Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. 
Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "

Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on    the Earth now is a 
Chinese." 
   
----------------------------------------------------------------------

   
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer   space .
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!" ( its the barking sound )
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
   
   
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
   
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a    pair of 
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally    a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and 
watch  him     killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its  
legs and     angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" " Just a sec," says   the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a   Clock Tower when 
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the     Tower. Sardarji says
"Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a   ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited  for     several hours 
the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the  Sardarji is again walking 
along the same street and the same man asks     him to buy the clock. "Give me a 
thousand rupees and I'll go get a     ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait 
and I'll go get a ladder."
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby     warns him 
"Sardarji, you're gonna fall down!" 
"Hardly," says he and falls. Then he looks after the passer-by     and mumbles 
"Must have been a wizard."
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first. "
No,"
answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.
   
   
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------