Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
  Because below 18 was not allowed.
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  How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
  Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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  What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
  Pull the pin and throw it back.
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  What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
  Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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  How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
  Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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  What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
  Trying to hold on to a thought.
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  Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
  So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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  Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
  They always forget the recipe.
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  How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
  He threw it off a cliff.
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  What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
  A wind tunnel.
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  What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
  The back of his head.
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  What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
  Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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  What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
  Just-one Singh.
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  Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
  They think their picture is being taken.
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  Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
  Toes Go In First.
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  How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
  It has a stamp on it.
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  Why can't Sardar dial 911?
  They can not find the eleven on the phone
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  How do you get Sardar on the roof?
  Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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  "Oh, look at the dead bird."
  Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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  What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
  You always hear about them but you never see them.
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  Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a
  regular
  one?
  You have to hollow out the head.
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