Apu Sound's


  • -We're putting that bitch on ice! .WAV

  • -OOOh a head bag. Those are chock full of...heady goodness. .WAV

  • -Apu sings his song about the Simpsons and the Kwik-E-Mart. .WAV

  • -Apu sings his song about Sargent Pepper. .WAV

  • -Silly customer! You cannot hurt the twinkie. .WAV

  • -Strap on your bullet-proof vest Sanjai, it's time for another bank run.
  • -Alright, but if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife.
  • -I promise nothing. .WAV

  • -oo oo oo, I love this song let us boogie. I am a freakazoid come on and wind me up. .WAV

  • -Mr.Simpsons please pay for your purchases and get out and come again. .WAV

  • What's the matter sir, never have I seen you so look unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice-cream. .WAV


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