Barney Sound's



  • -Barney don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
  • -What kind of a pathetic drunk do you take me for? Huh? Somebody spilt beer in this ashtray! *slurp* Ahhhhh. .WAV

  • -Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply, after this case and the other case there's only one case left. *drunk* Yeah Barney's right lets get some more beer, yeah what about some beer, yeah Barney's right lets get somemore beer the beer.
  • -Alright guys pipe down. .WAV

  • -Barney sings his song on being sober at the space camp. .WAV

  • -You make me feel like Dancin', I wanna dance the night away. .WAV

  • -Barney gimme your keys your to drunk to drive.
  • -I'm fine.
  • -OK you leave me no option. *punch*
  • -Owww what was that for?
  • -I'm trying to knock you out. *punch*
  • -Owww, cut it out oww oww oww oww , alright here take the keys. .WAV

  • -Barney show him the exit.
  • -There's an exit? .WAV

  • -I better go check on Barney.
  • *drink*slurp*chugg*guzzle* Uh oh my heart just stopped.*wait*wait* ah there it goes.*chugg*chugg*chugg* .WAV

  • -To Homer, and to Sargent Pepper who is growing out of the middle of your back.
  • -Uh Barn' you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these. .WAV

  • -Hey what's this?
  • -Sneeze-Guard.
  • -*SNEEZE* Wow it really works. .WAV

  • -Whoaaa, someone smells stinky *sniff*sniff* oh its me. .WAV

  • -Man Alive! There are men alive in here.
  • -I'm detecting over 20 different toxins in the air.*beep*beep*
  • -*buuuuuuurp*
  • -*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep* .WAV


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