Grampa Sounds
-Dear Mr.President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crack pot.
.WAV
-I'm filled with piss and vinegar at first I was just filled with vinegar.
.WAV
-Big deal, when I was a pup we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleaveland spanked me on 2 non-consecutive occasions.
.WAV
-Everything's stolen nowadays why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.
.WAV
-I've coughed up scarier stuff than that.
.WAV
-Hey everybody! I'm gonna haul-ass to Lollapolluza
.WAV
-The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and thats the way I likes it.
.WAV
-Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.
.WAV
-I'm going to the outhouse.
-We don't have an outhouse.
-huh? My tool shed!
.WAV
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