Grampa Sounds

  • -Dear Mr.President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crack pot. .WAV

  • -I'm filled with piss and vinegar at first I was just filled with vinegar. .WAV

  • -Big deal, when I was a pup we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleaveland spanked me on 2 non-consecutive occasions. .WAV

  • -Everything's stolen nowadays why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached. .WAV

  • -I've coughed up scarier stuff than that. .WAV

  • -Hey everybody! I'm gonna haul-ass to Lollapolluza .WAV

  • -The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and thats the way I likes it. .WAV

  • -Oh bitch, bitch, bitch. .WAV

  • -I'm going to the outhouse.
  • -We don't have an outhouse.
  • -huh? My tool shed! .WAV


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