Lionel/Miguel Sounds


  • -Mr.Burns we've got witness', precedant, and a paper trail a mile long
  • -Yes well, I have 10 high priced lawyers.
  • -Waaa Waa WAAAAAAAAAAAA. .WAV

  • -Uh Oh. We've drawn judge Snider.
  • -Is that bad?
  • -Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
  • -You did?
  • -Well replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son. .WAV

  • -And as for your case don't you worry, I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer. .WAV

  • -Mr.Simpson don't you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on but I think I got the jist of it. .WAV

  • -I move for a bad court thingy.
  • -You mean a mis-trial?
  • -Yeah, thats why your the judge and I'm the law talkin' guy.
  • -The Lawyer.
  • -Right. .WAV

  • If there's one thing America needs its more lawyers. Can you image a world without lawyers?
  • -*nice-music*
  • -Uhhhhhhhh. .WAV

  • -Mrs. Simpson this is the most blatent case of fraugalent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never-Ending Story" .WAV

  • -Your sexual harrasement suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice, care to join me in a belt of scotch?
  • -Its 9:30 in the morning.
  • -Yeah, but I haven't slept in days. .WAV

  • -Mr.Simpson I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help over hearing that you need a babysitter. Of course being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is 175 dollars an hour.
  • -We pay 8 dollars for the night and you can take 2 popsicles out of the freezer.
  • -3
  • -2
  • -OK 2, and I get to keep this old birdcage.
  • -Done. .WAV


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