Twisting by the pool We're going on a holiday now Gonna take a villa, a small chalet On the Costa del Magnifico Where the cost of living is so low Yeah, we're gonna be so neat Dance to the Eurobeat Yeah, we're gonna be so cool Twisting by the pool Sitting in a small cafe now Swing, swing, swingin to the cabaret You wanna see a movie, take in a show now Meet new people at the disco Yeah, we're gonna be so neat Dance to the Eurobeat Yeah, we're gonna be so cool Twisting by the pool And we can stil get information Reading all about inflation And you're never gonna be out of reach There's a call-box on the beach Mmm, you're gonna look so cute Sunglasses and bathing suites Be the baby of my dreams Like the ladies in the magazine Yeah, we're gonna be so neat Dance to the Eurobeat Yeah, we're gonna be so cool Twisting by the pool I'm a twisting fool Just twisting, yeah twisting Twisting by the pool Two young lovers It was the last day of summer It was the first of a new romance He walked into her on the corner She said, 'I don't dance' He said, 'Baby let me teach you' She said, 'O.K., when?' He said, 'How can I reach you baby I'd really like to see you again' He picked her up on a Friday night He took her for a bite to eat His heart was beating and his hands were shaking She thought he was sweet And he stood on her shoes on the dance floor Well, they were doing it cheek to cheek And he walked her home and he kissed her He was walking on air all week Well, they couldn't stand to be apart They couldn't leave one another alone Her mama used to say, 'It's getting late sweetheart It's time that boy went home' And upstairs papa kissed mama And she gave him a sweet caress He said, 'Here's to the two young lovers Let's wish 'em every happiness' It was the last day of summer They came walking home hand in hand They went and told her mama They showed her the wedding band Mama cried and poured the wine Papa just said God Bless Now, here's to the two young lovers Let's wish 'em every happiness If I had you Oo-ooo if I had you, yeah the things that I could do Honey, if I had you Now I could sing like an angel, fly just like a bird Sing you the best love song you ever heard. I could be a poet like Mohammed Ali, Float like a butterfly, sting just like a, just like a bee. Mmm, ooo, if I had you, ahhh the things that I could do If I had you. Now I'd go get your name tattooed on my chest, Well it'd just say 'my baby, my baby, she's the best.' I could be your Superman, you could be my Lois Lane I could be a Tarzan, you could be my sweet Jane - if you wanted to. Mmm if I had you, ah the things that I could do If I had you. Yeah one more time... Ooo if I had, only had you, Yeah the things that I could do, Oh boy Only if I had you. So come on dance with me baby, don't let me go. Yeah dance with me baby, don't let me go. Baby don't let me, don't let me Don't let me go, oh no... Badges, posters, stickers, t-shirts Me and my mate we think you're great Some we like and some we hate I know him I've seen him on the adverts Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts You were bloody great last time you come I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts So how'd you get a start in show biz My mate's as good on the drums as he is My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked Please sign my jacket on the back All them badges made of plastic I think they're great, just fantastic I'm unemployed, he's still at school He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool You don't half sweat a lot up there Have you got showers in here? You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy My mom says we're a pair of perverts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts C'mon mister We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain Now we've missed the frigging train. Hey! can I have one of them lagers? Thanks very much, mate. Can 'e have one? a-one, a-two, a-one two three four...
