"I know! We can lay in the middle of the road and then people will come talk to us!!" ~Colleen (thus began Colleen's obsession with "the road")

"What is this song? I like it!!" ~Colleen* "Colleen! Listen to the lyrics!" ~Meghan* "Why don't we do it in the road?..." ~John Lennon* "Oh......." ~Colleen

"So does that mean having sex increases the amount of iron in your system?" ~John

"What a silly creation!!!" ~Kristin

"..that won't involve a lot of rushin'." ~Marian* "You don't like Russians???" ~Meghan

"He would turn as bright red as that...oh I don't know...just something really red." ~Kristin

"I'm never going to look at that deoderant in the same way..." ~Meghan

"It was REALLY nice..." ~Colleen

"What should we do tonight, guys?" ~Any one of us at any time* "Have sex." ~Colleen

"If it's not attached, STOP!!!" ~Kiersten

"Wait, Man, just think...US...in wigs and spandex." ~Mike

"Lay down the looooooong body...." ~Jason

"C'mon Man, you have to get into the jazz lingo..." ~ Mike to all the ladies in the room

"I got a 3 on my AP Bio test...we'll just leave it at that..." ~Meghan

"John, we're screwed. Nobody ever wants a brown delicious." ~Colleen

"Every time I read the words music therapist, I think it says music the RAPIST." ~Andy

"I think now would be a good time for music-ther-a-per-izing." ~Marian

"I can play MY name on the fucking drum!!" ~Marian

"...was that the WHOLE story?" ~Mike

"Once upon a time there was this cat..." ~Marian* "And it's name was DUKE!" ~John* "SHUT UP JOHN!! I'M NOT DONE!!! There was this cat and it met this boy John and John told the cat that it's name was Duke and the cat said FUCK YOU JOHN my name is Butterscotch!!! The End." ~Marian

"What constitutes pretty? How am I pretty?!?!?!" ~Drew

"Yay!! Now I'm a real live whore just like Kristin!!" ~Marian (after getting her tattoo)* "As opposed to a fake, dead whore..." ~Colleen

"Sister Carole smells like moth balls." ~Andy* "That's the natural scent of nuns." ~Marian* "So does that mean if you hang her in your closet you won't get moths?" ~Andy* "....no." ~Marian (very very seriously)

"And then you could use dismembered hands for solfege signs!!" ~Andy* "That would be COOL!!! And they could be all rotting and YUCK!!!!!" ~Marian* "You really are mentally ill, aren't you?" ~Andy

"Where are we going?" ~Meghan* "To get money." ~Kristin* "To have sex." ~Colleen

"I AM NOT AN EASY TARGET!!!!!!" ~Colleen

"Did he say the NUN smoking section??" ~Kristin

"Where is Drew? What is he doing?!?" ~Marian* "I don't know...you know how Drew likes to be pretty." ~Mike

"Knick knack paddywhack throw the dog a flute." ~Meghan* "Knick knack paddywhack throw the dog a piano." ~John* "I don't want to throw a piano!! Pianos are EXPENSIVE!!" ~Meghan

"No I'm not small. I'm curvy. I'm a LUSTY WENCH!" ~Marian

"Is your toe ba-roken?" ~Meghan (to Nick)* "MY toes are romantic." ~Kristin* "MY toes are 20th Century." ~Colleen* "MY toes are impressionistic." ~Meghan* "MY toes are 18th centry counterpoint." ~Marian

"Hey look! It's "Nick and Dan" Dan...." ~all of us have been known to say this one.