The Canonical List of DO IT lines (AKA Everybody Does It)

As we know EVERYBODY DOES IT; it is just a matter of how and with what.

This  list contains lines about people of different professions,   and  in
fact  a  few  individuals,  who "Do It".  Now this list can  be  taken  as
pointers  on how people have sex,  but that is not necessarily  the  case.
Please remember this if you want to submit items to be added to the  list.
None are to be blatent sexual methods.

Thanks to those who started this list (several times over) and continue
to contribute to it.  Sorry, but I don't know who was first, nor does it
really matter.

A KING does it with his official seal
ABERDONIANS do it sheepishly
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures
ACCOUNTANTS do it for profit
ACCOUNTANTS do it to the bottom line
ACCOUNTANTS do it with balance
ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry
ACTIVISTS try to force you to do it their way
ACTORS do it in the limelight
ACTORS do it on camera
ACTORS do it on cue
ACTORS do it on stage
ACTORS play around
ACTORS pretend doing it
ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it for the heart
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it in step
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it until it hurts
AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and thrust
AGENTS do it undercover
AGNOSTICS can't imagine doing it
AGNOSTICS do it without comprehension
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it by radar
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it in the dark
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS tell pilots how to do it
AIRLINE PILOTS do it at incredible heights
ALCOHOLICS do it bottles
ALPINISTS do it higher
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker
AMERICANS do it patriotically
ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
ANESTHETISTS do it painlessly
ANGLERS do it with worms
ANIMAL BREEDERS do it with frequency and variation
ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second {02}
ANIMATORS do it in real time
ANNOUNCERS broadcast
ANSI does it in the standard way
ANTHROPOLOGISTS do it with culture
APOLOGISTS do it orally
APPLE NEWTON users hold it in their hands
ARCHEOLOGISTS do it with mummies
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old
ARCHEOLOGISTS search for hidden bones
ARCHERS use longer shafts
ARCHITECTS are responsible for the tallest erections
ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it was -
    - and why it's no longer standing
ARCHIVISTS preserve it for posterity
ARSONISTS do it with fire
ARSONISTS do it with matches
ARTILLERYMEN do it with a burst
ARTISTS are exhibitionists
ARTISTS do it by design
ARTISTS do it expressively
ARTISTS do it in the buff
ARTISTS do it with creativity
ARTISTS do it with emotion
ARTISTS do it with flair
ASSASSINS do it from behind
ASSASSINS do it stealthily
ASSEMBLER programmers do it a bit at a time
ASSEMBLER programmers do it byte by byte
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over
ASTRONAUTS do it in orbit
ASTRONAUTS do it in weightlessness
ASTRONAUTS do it on the moon
ASTRONAUTS do it while spaced out
ASTRONOMERS can't do it with the lights on
ASTRONOMERS do it all night
ASTRONOMERS do it all over the universe
ASTRONOMERS do it from light-years away
ASTRONOMERS do it in the dark
ASTRONOMERS do it only at night
ASTRONOMERS do it under the stars
ASTRONOMERS do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds
ASTRONOMERS do it while gazing at Uranus
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus
ASTRONOMERS do it with all the stars
ASTRONOMERS do it with big bang
ASTRONOMERS do it with heavenly bodies
ASTRONOMERS do it with larger apertures
ASTRONOMERS do it with long tubes
ASTRONOMERS do it with stars
ASTRONOMERS do it with their telescopes
ASTROPHYSICISTS do it with a Big Bang
AT&T does it in long lines
ATTORNEYS make better motions
AUDIOLOGISTS do it aurally
AUDITORS like to examine figures
AUSTRALIANS do it down under
AUTHORS do it by the book
AUTO MECHANICS do it under hoods, using oil and grease
BABIES do it in their pants
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour
BACH did it with the organ
BAILIFFS always come to order
BAKERS do it for the dough
BAKERS knead it daily
BAKERS let it rise
BAKERS serve up sticky buns
BALLET DANCERS do it on tip-toe
BALLET DANCERS do it with toes
BANANA PICKERS do it in bunches
BANANAS do it in bunches
BAND MEMBERS do it all night
BAND MEMBERS do it in a parade
BAND MEMBERS do it in front of 100,000 people
BAND MEMBERS do it in public
BAND MEMBERS do it on the football field
BAND MEMBERS do it with rhythm
BAND MEMBERS do it with their instruments
BAND MEMBERS play all night
BANJO PLAYERS pluck with a stiff pick
BANKERS do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal
BANKERS do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl
BANKERS have bigger assets
BANKERS like big deposits
BAPTISTS do it under water
BARBARIANS do it with anything
BARBERS do it and end up with soaping hair
BARBERS do it with Brylcreem
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure
BARNEY does it with children
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks
BASEBALL PLAYERS do it for a lot of money
BASEBALL PLAYERS do it head first
BASEBALL PLAYERS do it in series
BASEBALL PLAYERS do it in teams
BASEBALL PLAYERS do it with their bats
BASEBALL PLAYERS hit more home runs
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base
BASIC PROGRAMMERS GOTO it
BASKET BALL players do it through hoops
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often
BASS CLARINETS go deep
BASS PLAYERS do it with something big and brown
BASS PLAYERS just pluck at it
BASSISTS do it with their fingers
BATMAN does it with Robin
BEEKEEPERS do it with hives
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops
BEER DRINKERS get more head
BEETHOVEN was the first to do it with a full orchestra
BELL-RINGERS pull it themselves
BETA TESTERS do it looking for mistakes
BICYCLISTS do it off the road
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds
BIKERS do it on wheels
BIOLOGISTS do it with clones
BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERS do it with artificial limbs
BIRDS do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it
BISEXUAL WELSHMEN do it with cows *and* sheep
BLACKJACK players do it double down
BOARD HEADS do it with stiff masts
BOBBITT used to do it
BODYBUILDERS do it with muscle
BODYBUILDERS pump it up
BOOKKEEPERS are well balanced
BOOKKEEPERS do it for the record
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry
BOOKWORMS only read about it
BOOZERS do it bottoms up
BOSSES delegate the task to others
BOUNCERS have more ejections
BOWLERS do it in the alley
BOWLERS do it with three fingers
BOWLERS have bigger balls
BOXERS do it with fists
BOXERS do it with their gloves on
BOY SCOUTS do it in the woods
BOY SCOUTS do it with Brownies
BOY SCOUTS do it with sticks
BREASTSROKERS have better hip action
BRICKLAYERS lay all day
BRIDGE PLAYERS don't need a partner, if they have a good hand
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber
BUDDHISTS imagine doing it
BUGS BUNNY does it with carrots
BUILDING INSPECTORS do it under the table
BURGLARS do it without protection
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time
BUS DRIVERS do it in transit
BUSINESSMEN screw you the best they can
BUTCHERS have better meat
CADAVERS do it six feet under 
CADAVERS do it stiffly
CADAVERS do it under wraps
CADAVERS do it with their eyes closed
CAMELS do it with props  (Sopwith Camel was aeroplane with a propeller)
CAMPERS do it in a tent
CANADIANS do it bilingually
CANADIANS do it in English and French
CAPTAIN KIRK does it where no man has gone before
CAR CUSTOMISERS do it with a hot rod
CAR MECHANICS jack it
CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it lightheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it wholeheartedly
CARPENTERS do it tongue-in-groove
CARPENTERS hammer it harder
CARPENTERS nail harder
CARPET FITTERS do it on their knees
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor
CARTOONISTS do it with just a few good strokes
CATHOLICS do it a lot
CAVALIERS do it laughing
CAVERS do it in the mud
CAVERS do it underground
CB~ers do it on the air
CELLISTS give better hand jobs
CHARLES does it royally
CHEAPSKATES pay less for it
CHEERLEADERS do it between periods
CHEERLEADERS do it enthusiastically
CHEERLEADERS do it with pom-poms
CHEFS do it for dessert
CHEFS do it in the kitchen
CHEFS do it with spice
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it under a fume hood
CHEMISTS do it in an excited state
CHEMISTS do it in test tubes
CHEMISTS do it in the fume hood
CHEMISTS do it organically
CHEMISTS do it periodically on table
CHEMISTS do it reactively
CHEMISTS do it with pipettes
CHEMISTS like to experiment
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates
CHESS PLAYERS do it in their minds
CHESS PLAYERS do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates
CHESS PLAYERS make better mates
CHESS PLAYERS mate better
CHOIR BOYS do it unaccompanied
CHRISTIANS do it with amazing grace
CITY PLANNERS do it with their eyes shut
CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching
CIVIL ENGINEERS build large erections with rigid members
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it by reinforcing it
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the dirt
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection
CLARINETS do it by sucking and blowing
CLERICS do it with their gods
CLIMBERS do it in harnesses
CLIMBERS do it on a high
CLIMBERS do it on rope
CLIMBERS do it up thin cracks
CLIMBERS do it with their friends
CLIMBERS do it with their hands
CLINTON does it to us
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically
CLOWNS do it for laughs
COACHES whistle while they work
COCKROACHES have done it for millions of years, without apparent 
            ill-effects
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs
COIN COLLECTORS do it in all denominations
COLLECTORS do it in sets
COLONEL SANDERS does it, and then licks his fingers
COMEDIANS do it for laughs
COMMANDO'S do it for the insertion
COMMODITIES TRADERS do it in the pits
COMMUNICATIONS ENGINEERS do it 'til it Hertz
COMMUNICATORS do it long distance
COMMUNICATORS talk about it
COMMUNISTS do it without class
COMPLEXITY FREAKS do it with minimum space
COMPOSERS do it by numbers
COMPOSERS do it with a quill and a staff
COMPOSERS do it with entire orchestras
COMPOSERS leave it unfinished
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software
COMPUTER OPERATORS peek before they poke
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it logically
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS simulate doing it
CONDUCTORS do it rhythmically
CONDUCTORS do it with the orchestras
CONDUCTORS wave it up and down
CONFECTIONERS do it sweetly
CONGRESSMEN do it in the House
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation
CONSULTANTS tell others how to do it
COPIER REPAIRMEN do it with duplicity
COPS do it arrestingly
COPS do it at gun-point
COPS do it by the book
COPS do it with cuffs
COPS do it with electric rods
COPS do it with nightsticks
COPS have bigger guns
COSMOLOGISTS do it with a Bang
COWBOYS handle anything horny
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback
COWS do it in leather
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls
CROSS-WORD PLAYERS do it crossly
CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields
CRYONICISTS stay stiff longer
CRYPTOGRAPHERS do it secretly
CUBANS do it with cigars
CURCUIT DESIGNERS do it with silicon
CURCUIT DESIGNES do it with wires
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds
DANCERS do it on the floor
DANCERS do it to music
DANCERS do it with grace
DEEP-SEA DIVERS do it under extreme pressure
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck
DELIVERY MEN do it at the rear entrance
DEMOLITIONS EXPERTS do it till they explode
DEMONSTRATERS do it on the street
DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts
DENTISTS do it in your mouth
DENTISTS do it orally
DENTISTS do it with drills and on chairs
DENTISTS do it with filling
DETECTIVES do it under cover
DIETICIANS eat better
DIGITAL HACKERS do it off and on
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack
DITCH DIGGERS do it in a damp hole
DITCH DIGGERS do it in the dirt
DIVERS do it deeper
DIVERS do it for a score
DIVERS do it in rubber suits
DIVERS do it underwater
DIVERS do it with a buddy
DIVERS do it with a twist
DJs do it on request
DJs do it on the air
DOCTORS do it on call
DOCTORS do it with injection
DOCTORS do it with patience
DOCTORS do it with pills
DOCTORS prescribe it
DOCTORS take two aspirin and do it in the morning
DOMINOS does it in 30 minutes or less
DON'T do it with a BANKER; most of them are tellers
DRAMA STUDENTS do it with an audience
DREAMERS do it perfectly
DRIVERS do it with their cars
DRUG DEALERS avoid big busts
DRUMMERS always have hard sticks
DRUMMERS beat it
DRUMMERS do it longer
DRUMMERS do it louder
DRUMMERS do it with a better beat
DRUMMERS do it with both hands and feet
DRUMMERS do it with great rhythm
DRUMMERS do it with their wrists
DRUMMERS have faster hands
DRUMMERS pound it
DRUNKS do it all over their shoes.
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ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with faster rise time
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with less resistance
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more frequency and less resistance
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS resonate until it hertz
ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you
ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts
ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in
ELECTRICIANS do it with spark
ELEPHANTS do it for peanuts
ELEVATOR men do it up and down
ELITISTS only do it with the best
ELVES do it in fairy rings
EMBALMERS do it with unnatural fluids
EMPLOYERS do it to employees
ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists
ENGINEERS charge by the hour
ENGINEERS do it any way they can
ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles
ENGINEERS do it roughly
ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation
ENGINEERS do it with less energy and greater efficiency
ENGINEERS do it with precision
ENGINEERS simply neglect it
ENVIRONMENTALIST do it until it is green
ENVIRONMENTALIST recycle it
EUNUCHS do without it
EVANGALISTS do it with HIM watching
EXECUTIVES do it in briefs
EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits
EXECUTIVES have large staffs
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
FALSETTOS do it two octaves higher
FARMERS do it all over the countryside
FARMERS do it in the dirt
FARMERS do it on a corn field
FARMERS plant it deep
FARMERS spread it around
FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
FERGIE does it to piss off the Queen 
FETUSES do it in-vitro
FIGHTER PILOTS do it at incredible speeds
FINANCE PROFESSORS don't do it at all; apparently
FIREMEN are always in heat
FIREMEN do it wearing rubber
FIREMEN do it with a big hose
FIREMEN do it with a lot of heat
FIREMEN find `em hot, and leave `em wet
FIREMEN have bigger hoses
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
FISHERMEN do it for reel
FLAUTISTS blow crosswise
FLYERS do it in the air
FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
FM DISC JOCKEYS do it in stereo and with high fidelity
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard
FORESTERS do it in trees
FORGERS do it hot
FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps
FORTUNE TELLERS do it with crystal balls
FOUR-WHEELERS do it with better grip
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush
FRANK SINATRA does it his way
FRUIT FARMERS can do it with melons
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver
GARBAGEMEN come once a week
GARDENERS do it by trimming your bush
GARDENERS do it in a bed
GARDENERS do it on the bushes
GARDENERS do it twice a year and then mulch it
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day
GAYS do it better in the end
GENERALS have something to do with the stars
GEOGRAPHERS do it everywhere
GEOLOGISTS do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards
GEOLOGISTS do it to get their rocks off
GEOLOGISTS know how to make the bedrock
GIRL SCOUTS do it with cookies
GNOMES are too short to do it
GNOMES do it with fishing rods
GNOMES do it with mushrooms
GOLF PLAYERS always sink their putts
GOLFERS do it as a matter of course
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes
GOLFERS do it with clubs
GOLFERS sometimes lose their balls when they do it
GRADUATES do it by degrees
GREEKS do it with their brothers and sisters
GREYHOUND DRIVERS do it with fewer stops
GUITAR PLAYERS do it with a G-string
GUITARISTS strum it with their pick
GYMNASTS do it with grace
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well
GYMNASTS perform floor exercises
GYNEACOLOGISTS mostly sniff, watch and finger
HAIR STYLISTS are shear pleasure
HAIRDRESSERS do it with curling irons
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs
HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it till their GigaHertz
HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with higher frequency
HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with more frequency
HANDYMEN PERFORM odd jobs around the house
HANDYMEN do it with their tools
HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available
HANDYMEN like good screws
HANDYMEN like to pound it in
HANG-GLIDERS do it in the air
HARDWARE designers' performance is hardware dependant
HARPISTS do it by pulling strings
HAWAIIANS do it volcanicly
HEDGEHOGS do it cautiously
HEDGHOGS do it with a 1000 pricks
HEINZ does it with great relish
HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering
HERMITS do it alone
HIKERS do it naturally
HISTORIANS did it
HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with their sticks
HOCKEY PLAYERS like to puck
HOCKEY PLAYERS spend two minutes in the box
HOCKEY PLAYERS use hard sticks
HORN PLAYERS do it French style
HORSEBACK RIDERS do it in the stable
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer
HOUDINI did it in a straight jacket
HUNTERS do it in the bush
HUNTERS do it with a bang
HUNTERS do it with a big gun
HUNTERS eat what they shoot
HUNTERS go deeper into the bush
HURDLERS do it every 10 meters
HYDROGEOLOGISTS do it till they're all wet
ILLUSIONISTS fake it
ILLUSIONISTS only look like they're doing it
IMELDA MARCOS does it with 3000 pairs of shoes
INDIVIDUALIST does it with himself
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers
INTELLIGENCE knows nothing about it
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house
INVENTORS find a way to do it
JEDI KNIGHTS do it forcefully
JET SKIERS do it with more thrust
JEWELLERS mount real gems
JEWS worry about doing it
JOCKEYS do it with their horses
JOCKEYS do it with whips and saddles
JOGGERS do it on the run
JOURNALISTS do it write
JUGGLERS do it with their balls in the air
KAYAKERS do it rapidly, then roll over and do it again 
KEYBOARDISTS use both their hands on one organ
LANDLORDS do it every month
LAWYERS do it in their briefs
LEFT HANDERS do it right
LIBRARIANS are novel lovers
LIBRARIANS do it by the book
LIBRARIANS do it quietly
LINGUISTS do it with their tongues
LIONS do it with pride
LOANS OFFICERS do it with security
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer
LONG JUMPERS do it with a running start
MAC USERS do it with mice
MAC USERS don't do it, they just point and click on the genital icon
MACHINE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS poke it all in
MACHINISTS drill often
MACHINISTS make the best screws
MASTURBATORS do it singlehandedly
MECHANICS do it from underneath
MECHANICS do it on their backs
MECHANICS do it with oils
MECHANICS do it with their tools
MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS make mice do it first
MERMAIDS can't do it
MICE do it every day, but sometimes need their balls cleaned
MILKMEN deliver once a day, early in the morning
MIMES do it without a sound
MINERS sink deeper shafts
MINISTERS do it on Sundays
MOTORCYCLISTS do it in leather
MOTORCYCLISTS do it in sidecars
MOTORCYCLISTS do it two-up
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs
MUSICIANS do it rhythmically
NAVIGATORS can show you the way
NECROPHILIACS do it until they are dead tired
NIKE just does it
NON-SMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing
NUNS do it out of habit
PARAMEDICS can revive anything
PHONE OPERATORS let their fingers do the walking
PHYSICISTS do it at the speed of light
PIANO PLAYERS have faster fingers
PIANO STUDENTS learn on their teachers' instruments
PICASSO would have done it with square balls
PILOTS do it higher
PILOTS do it in the cockpit
PILOTS do it to get high
PILOTS keep it up longer
PIPEFITTERS do it snugly
PIRATES do it with stumps
PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS come in 30 minutes, or it's free
PLUMBERS do it under the sink
PLUMBERS do it with plumber's friends
POKER PLAYERS do it with their own hand
POKER PLAYERS do it with two pair
POLICEMEN come when you dial 999
POLICEMEN like big busts
POOL CLEANERS do it wet
POPEYE did it with Olive Oyl
PORCUPINES do it ... very, very carefully
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest
PRISONERS do it with balls and chains
PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
PSYCHIATRISTS do it on the couch
PSYCHOLOGISTS do it with rats
PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it orally
PYROTECHNICIANS do it with flare
PYROTECHNICIANS experts do it with a blinding flash
RACERS do it with their horses
RACERS like to come first
RAFTERS do it rapidly
RAFTERS do it with long, hard strokes
RAILROADERS do it on track
RALLY DRIVERS do it sideways
RECYCLERS do it again and again and again
REFERENCE LIBRARIANS know where to find it FAST
RETAILERS move their merchandise
ROCKY does it with Bullwinkle
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with odd shaped balls
SAILORS are best on the sheets
SALESPEOPLE push harder
SANTA CLAUS does it once a year
SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question
SHAREWARE PROGRAMMERS let you try it for free
SHEEP do it when led astray
SHEEP do it with Aberdonians
SHUBERT didn't finish it
SKIERS go down fast
SKYDIVERS go down faster
SNAKES do it in the grass
SNIPERS do it with a single shot
SNOBS do it better than you
SOLDIERS do it standing erect
SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
SPIES do it under cover
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay
TAXI CAB DRIVERS come faster
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY does it and keeps going and going, and going, 
                    and going
THE FBI does it under cover
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks
USHERS do it in the dark
USHERS show you the way
VEGETARIANS don't do it with meat
VENDORS try hard to sell it
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers
VIRGINS do it only once in their whole lifetime
VIRGINS don't do it yet
VIRGINS use it and lose it
VOCALISTS are good in their mouths
WELDERS do it with hot rods
WELDERS fill all cracks
XEROXERS do it again and again and again and again