...This is what the doctor said...

Season One

"Battle Lines"

Julian:  "I'm sorry, Commander, but I've learned we can't afford to die here--not even once."

"The Storyteller"

Julian:  "Do I annoy you?"

"The Forsaken"

Sisko:  "...keep them happy."
Julian:  "Nothing makes them happy!  They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness around wherever they go.  They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!"

"Dramatis Personae"

Julian:  "He's still dead, if that's what you mean."

Season Two

"Cardassians"

Garak:  "Really, Doctor.  I'm no more a spy than you are--"
Julian:  "A doctor."

Julian:  "A bite on the hand is certainly worth saving a boy's life, don't you think?"
Garak:  "I suppose it depends on whose hand... just joking, Doctor."

"The Alternate"

Julian:  "I prescribe rest--because it's hard for a doctor to go wrong with that one."

"The Wire"

Julian:  "I'm a doctor, not a botanist!"

Garak:  "Doctor, has anyone ever told you you're an infuriating pest?"
Julian:  "Chief O'Brien, all the time, and I never listen to him, either!"

Julian (about the plant):  "In my expert medical opinion, I'd say... it's sick."

Garak:  "My good doctor, they're all true."
Julian:  "Even the lies?"
Garak:  "Especially the lies!"

Season Three

"The Search"

Julian:  "No one is expendable."

"Visionary"

Julian:  "Oh... well, who am I to argue with me?"

"Distant Voices"

Julian:  "Just give up--?  I don't think so!"

Season Four

"Starship Down"

Jadzia:  "A year ago, I would have thought you were trying to be a hero."
Julian:  "And now?"
Jadzia:  "Now, I realize... it was just a stupid thing to do."
Julian:  "Ah, you're welcome."

Jadzia:  "If you don't mind my saying, Julian, that's a very strange fantasy."
Julian:  "It's been a long time since I had that particular fantasy."
Jadzia:  "Oh?"
Julian:  "You sound disappointed."
Jadzia:  "Julian!"
Julian:  "That's right.  You enjoyed being chased and now you miss it."
Jadzia:  "That's preposterous!  And if you start chasing me again--"
Julian:  "Don't worry, Jadzia, now that I know you liked it, I don't need to, do I?"
Jadzia:  <smiles>

"The Quickening"

Julian:  "Is it just me, or do the stars shine a little brighter in the Gamma Quadrant?"
Jadzia: "Is it just me, or has Julian lost his mind?"

Julian:  "I prefer to confront mortality, rather than hide from it."

Julian:  "Those little points of light out there... the great Unknown beckoning to us."

Julian:  "There's no cure for the Blight.  The Dominion made sure of that.  And I was so arrogant I thought I could cure it in a week."
Jadzia:  "Maybe that was arrogant.  But it's even more arrogant to say that there is no cure, just because you couldn't find it."

Season Five

"Looking for Par'mach in All the Wrong Places"

Julian (to Quark and Grilka):  "Never mind; I don't need that particular image running around in my head.  I'll just treat you."

Julian (to Jadzia and Worf):  "I don't need that image, either; in fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether.  People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all."

"The Assignment"

Julian:  "Well, I'd better get back to the Infirmary.  I left a patient on the operating table."

"Trials and Tribble-ations"

Julian:  "Whattley? That was my great-grandmother's name."
O'Brien:  "Funny."
Julian:  "And I think she was in Starfleet."
O'Brien:  "Why, that's a common enough name."
Julian:  "But what if that was her?"
O'Brien:  "Do you realize the odds?"
Julian:  "No one ever met my great-grandfather... this could be a predestination paradox!  God, Chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy... I could be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own great-grandfather!"
O'Brien:  "You're being ridiculous!"
Julian:  "Ridiculous!  If I don't meet with her tomorrow I may never be born!"
Kira (on intercom):  "Chief, are you ready for transport?"
O'Brien:  "Are we ever!"
Kira (on intercom):  "Stand by."
Julian:  "You saw the way she looked at me!  You can't just dismiss this!"
O'Brien:  "I can try."
Julian:  "All right. Fine.  But I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!"

"Soldiers of the Empire"

O'Brien: "So, Julian, how's the Intelligence business?"
Julian:  "Oh, I can't talk about it.  All I can do is read these reports, and analyses, and analyses of analyses, and keep my mouth shut about it.  So, I have to walk around the station looking like I--you really don't care, do you?"
O'Brien: "No, Julian, I don't."

Julian (to General Martok):  "If you really want to thank me, don't come in here dripping blood anymore--it takes days to get it out of the carpet!"

Season Six

"One Little Ship"

O'Brien (measuring with fingers):  "Are you telling me I'm going to be this bloody tall for the rest of my life?!?"
Julian (smaller measurement with fingers):  "This bloody tall, actually."

Julian:  "This conduit's filthy.  Don't you ever clean up in here?"
Jadzia:  "All right, all right, let's not badger the chief."
O'Brien:  "Thank you!"
Julian:  "I'm sorry.  That was rather small of me."

"Inquisition"

Julian (about solitary confinement in a Dominion prison camp):  "Wait.  Let me think.  Was I alone in solitary?  ...Yes.  I think I was."

"The Reckoning"

Julian:  "Who knows?  The rest of the tablet probably says "Go to Quark's.  It's happy hour."
Quark:  "I like the way you think, Doctor."