I love you badly more than words can ever say but lose the goatee you give us music so sweet and sublime, plus some Satan pix for Hel let me sing thy praise lovely spam, wonderful spam sorry, wrong subject Dave, tell me something what on earth compelled you to use Peter Frampton? Ziggy's dead, but I want to see him, dammit--pure necrophilia Really Bad Haiku #21-#25
no, I'm not obsessed with David Robert Hayward Jones, I'm not I'm not! don't blame me, blame Dave the inspiration behind my cheesy haiku no one calls you Dave except those stupid people on the Internet forever known as the Chameleon of Rock your mum must be proud David, darling, please don't talk of dust and roses I have allergies
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Mother warned me of you, you lecherous old coot defiler of youth Dave, to appease my MSG wrath, just sing the Laughing Gnome for me I've just heard about Little Toy Soldier--mmm, Dave's a little kinky the Seven Dwarves are in Little Wonder?--David what were you thinking? how do you master the Jean Genie?--simple, just rub it till he comes © 1997 by Ramona I. Gardea
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