Where the hell are my car keys ??
I wander tither and fro.
Searching endlessly
I know not where they go.
I tore apart the kitchen
For that my wife's a bitchin'
Couch cushions all over the floor
Late for work an hour ago
I'm still not out the door.
Where the hell are my car keys ??
I really wish I knew.
Two hours I've been searching
And still I have no clue.
I sifted through the kitty litter
The cat, he was not pleased
But because I am not a quitter
I checked out in the trees.
I dumped the vacuum cleaner bag
My keys, they are not there
Digging through the garbage cans
My god, this is not fair !!
Where the hell are my car keys ??
I know now where they are
I see them through the windshield
Locked inside my car.
I finally found my car keys
But now I do not care
I'm walking to the bar, to drink
perhaps I'll see you there.
1998 The Beloved & Dragonlore