Top 10 "Empire Records" Annoyances!

#10. Upon walking on the set a month into filming, Tobey Maguire described it as a big party scene and how he felt left out because all the other actors were friends...The actors are willing to discuss the film, so is the director and rest of the crew, so why won't the damn distributors let me see my actors goofing off and being good friends?! I want a biopic - "E!" you better read this!

#9. Warner Brothers and Regency keep it locked up like it's a big secret. And why? Because they're ashamed that they had a hit on their hands, and they were stupid enough to let it go, and now the millions of fans are pissed

#8. In the Remix DVD you can see how some scenes were shot multiple times - how the hell many alternate versions were there?

#7. Why won't they show commentary, documentary/behind the scenes, or out takes? We promise we won't get too excited over a making-of featurette

#6. A mental breakdown, a hospitalization... = almost 8 cut characters. Did you poison them during filming?

#5. Is it possible for SO much to be edited out? I WANT my other hour worth of footage...

#4. NOW Warner Brothers wants to promote the film! Where were you when it was released dickheads?

#3. How can the movie be so big, with such a budget, and a promising future; get ONE poor test screening by old critics - and all promo gets canned, only gets a very minor limited release, and then expect it to be a hit!? The only thing it could do was flop

#2. They use Whitworth and Tyler's chemistry all over to promote the film, but one of the most crucial scenes of their storyline -the dock-they don't put in the movie

#1. They screwed over my poor up and coming actors and then let them take all the blame of the film's failure!


And now onto Johnny & Liv Annoyances...

#1. They're both intelligent, wise beyond their years, and brilliant actors, BUT they're both such idiots! What people in their right mind can have either Johnny Whitworth or Liv Tyler right in front of them and let them slip away?! DUH!

#2. It is a most apparent and obvious thing that they were close and extremely attracted to the other... WHY? Why didn't you act on it, AARGH!?

#3. Have you seen who've they dated? ::shivers::

#4. Johnny-HOW can you have let Liv marry that thing she married? C'mon now people!

#5. I don't care if they deny it to my face - they ARE secretly in love with the other (look at the fucking pictures) so why don't you just get together already and stop driving me (and others) insane!!?

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-WELL I HOPE YOU GOT A KICK OUT OF READING THIS, AS I HAD A GRE...WELL INFURIATING TIME MAKING IT ;) AND IN CLOSING, FOR "EMPIRE RECORDS" 10TH ANNIVERSARY, THEY BETTER HAVE A REUNION OR DO SOMETHING...


Courtesy of: 'AN "EMPIRE" OF GREAT ACTORS':