Tommyboy

Tommyboy Quotes

Here are a few of my favorite parts of Tommyboy.Go ahead and read it. I spent a lot of time on this so please read.

Tommy-I think your gonna be okay.They have a thick candy shell. Surprised you didn't know that.

Richard-Your skull has a thick candy shell.

Tommy-Your brain has the shell on it.

Richard-Are you talking?

Tommy-Shut up Richard. __________________________________________________________ Tommy-John Hancock.It's Herbie Hancock.Derrr.. ________________________________________________________ Tommy-What my assiciate is trying to say is these new brakepads are really cool.You're not even gonna believe it.Let's say your driving along with your family.And your just driving along, la le la woo woo.All the sudden a truck tire is in the middle of the road.*ERRRRR*That was close.(laughs)Now lets see what happens with the "other guys" brakepads.Lets say yuor driving along with your family.And your just driving along.The kids are yelling in the back "I gotta go t othe bathroom daddy!" "Not now damnit!" Truck tire."Oh my God!I can't stop!*crash*Theres a cliff.Oh my god!We're burning alive.I cant feel my legs!Here comes the meatwagon.WEOO WEOO WEOO. The medic steps out and goes "Oh my God." The new guy's in the corner puking his guts out.All because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies. ____________________________________________________________________

Tommy-What's your hurry?

Richard-That thing in the back.It's not an air freshner.It's a dead rotting deer carcass.This is one of our oldest customers so we should be in and out.

Tommy-Hey.It's not that easy.You gotta finesse them a little bit.

Richard-Do you mean by finessing by sputtering out sentence fragments and lighting things on fire?

Tommy-Well,nice to see you again Mr.Insult.Have you seen Richard anywhere?If you did ask him,since he's so good,if he would like to try selling?

Richard-Watch and learn. _________________________________________________________________ IN THE CLUCK BUCKET (middle of scene) Tommy-I'll have chicken wings.

Waitress-Kitchen's closed til dinner.Only got cold stuff and desserts.

Tommy-Gee.Chicken ings would really hit the spot.Are you sure it's closed? Waitress-Let me check.yup.It's closed.

Tommy-I'll just have a sugar packet or 2.Whats your name?

Waitress-Helen

Tommy-Thats nice.You look like a Helen.Helen.we're both in sales.Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.Lets say I walk into some guys office.Lets say he's even remotely intrested in buying.Then I get all excited like Jo-Jo the indian cirucs boy and I got a pretty new pet.The pet is my possible sale.Oh my little pet.I love you.So I stroke it.And I pet it and I massage it.Oh I love my little naughty pet.You're naughty! So I take my little pet and I *RIP* OH MY GOD!I KILLED MY PET.I KILLED MY POSSBLE SALE.And that's when i blow it.Thats when people like you and me have to go above it.Am I right? ______________________________________________________________ Tommy-Richard.What were you doing?

Richard-Looking over some documents.

Tommy-You are.Well,I don't see them.

Richard-They're in my briefcase.I thought you were getting pizza.

Tommy-They were closed.How could you be looking over some documents when they're in your briefcase.Hmmm.that's a mystery.Richard,were you watching spanktravision? Were you watching a movie with that funny comedian.OH what's his name...Buddy Whackett?

Richard-Let's get some shut-eye.

Tommy-Hey.Thats a pretty girl down there.

Richard-Good for her.

Tommy-I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees. Richard-Couldn't tell you.

_____________________________________________________________ Yeah.I know you are bored already but I just wanted to share my favorite parts of his movies and stuff.They are not exactly right but hey.Give me some credit.I'm going what I know from my head.Look at some other ones.OK?

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