How many Dianics does it take to change a
lightbulb?
How many Druids does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
How many Shamans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Family Traditionalists does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
How many Brit Trad Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Gardnarians does it take to change a
lightbulb?
How many Alexandrains does it take to change a
lightbulb?
How many solitary witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Starhawk witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many kitchen witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Frost 'School of Wicca' witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Discordians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Buckland witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Sex Magicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Santarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many New-Agers doews it take to change a lightbulb?
And now for the Zodiac!
How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Sagittarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Aquarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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13. One to hold the lightbulb and twelve to drink until the room spins.
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It's a third initiate secret.
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Only one. You want to make something of it?
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One. But just try to convince them the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
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Just one, but it takes a therapist 3 years to help them through the grief process.
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Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes thier agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
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That secret information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierachial Order.
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Lightbulbs? Now there's an idea!
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The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out lightbulb?
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I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
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Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...