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DJ FUNKDUCK: He's the man........almost!!!

THE HITMAN: His business is killing, and business is good! Why doesn't someone put him out of his misery!

AIDAN THE STALKER: Yes..........if this man gets his eyes on you, and you are female, then you'd better run, but it will do you no good! He is one of the best in the business!

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