A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about
God's existence.
The professor had the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?"
When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there
is no God."
The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission
to speak.
The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following
questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute
silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then,
according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor
has no brain!"
The student received an "A" in the class.