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MY FAVORITES ARE HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW.

The Top !!!50!!! Ways To Use Your Hanson CD

50.paper(If you can't find anything else to write on)
49. don't use it at all-HENSON5
48. Wheels on a truck- Doug Franklin
47. bib
46. bike ramp-HENSON5
45. Hockey Puck-Matt 1571
44. a napkin ring-MK65OB
43. Discuss-Matt 1571
42. Use it as a record for a turn table-Matt 1571
41. dog chew toy-M&A
40. spit wad board-Cindy
39. implement of torture-The Morrigu
38. Back Scratcher
37. Tennis racquet- Doug Franklin
36. to spread butter on food-MK65OB
35. door stopper-Cindy
34. Nail filer-Doug Franklin
33. Practical Joke (Put it in a case of someone else's CD that they really love, and when they open it, there's Hanson!)-Elisabeth Hart
32. a stencil for making perfect circles-MK65OB
31. mouse pad-HENSON5
30. mirror
29. unidentified flying object at night to scare the US government-Cid Zane Chevalier
28. A present for someone who you forgot about their birthday!-gryptom
27. Knife Sharpener-Braiden (severe hanson hater)
26. file to get the good and the bad separated-YourID
25. Chopping board- Doug Franklin
24. bookmark
23. umbrella
22. target
21. wood for a fire-alien
20. speed bump-Icathus
19. A ticket to getting beaten up-Bob Waller
18. cat's scratch pole
17. shovel
16. ash tray
15. a healthy snack dip it in some salsa
14. toothpick
13. Frisbee
12. doormat
11. plate
10. bottle opener
9. wedgie picker-krigirl2
8. give it to bad kids at Christmas-Vic Rattlehead2
7. toilet paper
6. throw at siblings head to make them shutup-Patchie13
5. stress reliever
4. tissue
3. trapshooting
2. coaster
drum roll please. And the Number 1 way to use your hanson CD is.
1.To prop up old furniture

The Hanson girls' favorite game seems to be girl talk.

Hanson secretly likes field hockey

Hanson and spicegirls are secretly the same non-instrument playing people.

Hanson likes karaoke

The singing through the nose kid, is dating Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Jacob likes the feeling of twinkies between his toes (don't ask)

Cancelled some shows when they lost their Kaboodles!

Were cloned

They dress themselves when they run out of stove top

They shave their legs, but not their face (with some mace in the dark)

Shop at Victoria Secret

Like to Garden (not at night)(and not savage garden)

They're for peace in northern Ireland (or so they say)

They joined Jenny Craig to get some of that weight off the fat little kid (smeg face)

They binge and purge (often)(more often when they forget)

They suffer from ADD, and PMS.

They take birth control pills to regulate their menstral cycle around tour dates.

They like spandex, on each other

They like to try new stuff with their hair

Make neclaces out of vaseline lids, and cat fesces.

Got all their stuff from the classic cartoon "Jem and the holograms"!

Talked with "EMF" about maybe doing some stuff together
Their VCR at home is setup to tape "muppet babies" every day!
They use a hot curling iron to get their lips that big
One of them might get a part in "Ransom II" because they already used Donnie Wahlburg in the first one
"MMM bop" the song, is not actually stupid, just the people who like it are
They are learning to spell their names (correctly)
They are checking into child labor laws for the fat little Hanson turd!
They are getting lined up for a guest spot on "Ellen"
Them singing about flowers is a supressed need to admit they are pansies _{(contributed by Silverz14)}
THIS ONE WAS ON Mtv NEWSThey used to be the voices for three guys we used to love, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore! But dave got pissed and dropped the chipmunks idea, and told them to try Hanson!_{(contributed by Silverz14)}THIS ONE WAS ON Mtv NEWS
They work a part-time job in a adult/sex shop selling (and probably testing) inaflatable farm animals_{(contributed
by Peter Jones)}
In all the have let their mom "borrow" $800,000.00 to buy "some realestate" near a new developement called "Whitewater Arkansas", and of course a few drinks for herself on the side!
They started to do their own roller-blade stunts in the mmmbop video, then decided that roller-blading wasn't lady-like!
Once got whooped up on by Emanual Lewis (a.k.a. Webster)
Zachary is secretly Bob Horner (the Atlanta Braves Great)
Taylor got carded while trying to buy a "Playgirl"
The manager once caught Taylor putting his/her silicones in his/her bra right before a rousing show at the "old folks" home!_{(contributed
by bruceferguson)}
Taylor and Isaac got into a cat fight over a blue scrunchie_{(contributed
by Don Hussey)}
Their music kills babies and puppies upon contact._{(contributed
by Deidra Tuxen)}
Zac got really pissed and bitch-slapped Isaac after he found Isaac was using HIS makeup._{(contributed by Don
Hussey)}
while watching the movie "Striptease", the hansons thought to themselves, my, what a good way to please daddy._{(contributed
by Nirvagrl66)}
every time their pets see them, they run and put on their masculant male costumes, so that the hansons and them can..."play"_{(contributed
by Nirvagrl66)}
$40 dollars a night, men only.....nough said!_{(contributed
by Joe)}

They have nothing to fear, but fear (live performances) itself
Are working on a hanson "Atari" game
Zac is filing a lawsuit against "Hostess" saying "Twinkies" are addictive, and they target children
Zac is suing for a life-time supply of snack cakes!
Taylor is looking to replace Vercace as the authority in women's clothing design
Isaac lost his case against the makers of "Encino Man", the judge saying the idea for the movie wasn't stolen from Isaac's life story, but instead made a shocking discovery, and awarded $4,000,000.00 to New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing.
Are thinking about firing their current parents, to replace them with triple tracked, heavlily studio covered, fill in players, to match their music
suffer from uncontrollable flatuants
Make a yearly pilgrimage to Mecca
Are claiming the land of "Alsas Lerain" as the hanson mother land
Thought about calling themselves "Losers Formerly Known as Hanson"

EVEN NEWER STUFF

Are working with the performers to follow up the hit "Riverdance" with ""Hansondance"

Are planning on releasing "Hanson: live at the BBC" later this year

Isaac is going to get his driver's liscense in three more short years

They like to eat bacon, a lot of bacon

Isaac can fit a whole copy of "Frida" in his mouth

They think it's safe to shop off the internet, without IBM

Zac is planning on releasing his new non-workout album called "Gut of Flab"

They have adopted a new policy, for every mail you send, an envelope, and a letter are contributed immediately to the local paper recycling charity

Aren't actually brothers, they just met one night at a local brothel and started doing whatever it is they do

Saw themselves in the paper, then realized that they had forgotten to take their escorting service add out of the paper when they quit their night job

Worked for a short time under Marion Barry

Isaac was going to get a big "Hanson" tattoo on his back, but his mommy wouldn't let him (and they won't be around in a year anyway)

one dollar from every CD purchased goes straight toward paying the people who will play the instruments for the next album.