Murdock's Eccentric Excerpts

"I love it when a plan comes together!" - Hannibal

"There was a new private eye in town. His name is B.A. Baracus, and he's lookin' down at the Maltese fool." - B.A.

"Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!" - Face

"Be gone! The Knights of the Road are not afraid. Be gone, before I raise my lance and make of thee a poor and piteous fool, whose tale lies, 'twixt tooth and tongue, and bed it there, until you die! I have given you both fair warning. I will give you to the count of. . . one hundred and seventy-five. 1. . .2. . . 3. . . " - Murdock

"Another common area bites the dust!" - B.A.

"We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again." - Hannibal

"A bunch of fool's worshipping the king fool of all time." - B.A.

"The Jazz is like Woody Woodpecker cartoons twenty-four hours a day and all the Twinkies you can eat. . ."

". . . It's kind of like nature's way of putting your fingers in a light socket. Our problem is, Hannibal likes it."

- Murdock and Face.

"We're not stopping for an autograph Hannibal!" - B.A.

"You know, I'm tired of bein' the blue collar guy in these cons. Why don't you and the guys let me broaden my acting repertoire?" - Murdock

"What to you do with people like this?"

"You find their toy-box and pull all the wheels off their little trucks."

-Uncle Buckle-Up and Hannibal.

Hannibal: "Face, I want you over at the Federal building, check the FBI records on Papa Cataro."

Face: "Oh, sure, no problem. I'll just walk in there, flash my library card. . ."

Hannibal: ". . .and your smile."

"I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do." - Murdock

"Paint the entire ship? I'd rather eat my cigar." -Hannibal

"Ready to fold, spindle, and mutilate Sergeant?" -Hannibal to B.A.

"I don't know how we'd get the ants to go for these two."

"Oh, it's easy. You just stick an ice cream cone, right in their pocket."

- Face and Murdock

Girl: You guys answer me one thing; who are you?

Face: Well, I'd be glad to explain it to you.

Girl: So explain.

Face: Oh no, I didn't mean here. What I had in mind was some place quiet. . .a quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. A quiet with a soft bubble of champagne, mixed mystically with the sizzle of musaka. Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one, drowns out the murmers of lovers.

Girl: Something tells me we'd never get to the answer.

"If that fool's flyin', we dyin'" -B.A.

"Fool, you couldn't drive a nail with a stick shift." - B.A.

"Don't worry about Murdock. In six weeks he won't be able to tell reality from breadsticks." - Face

"I don't want to hear another word about your paint, because you CAN'T paint nothin'...UNH!" - B.A.

"I die…before I fly…" - B.A.

"I got my words, and my brains workin' fine, but when the words come out they wanna...rhyme." - Murdock


"I'm B.A. Baracus. I'm here to pick up your crops." - B.A.

"The fog was as thick as a linebacker's neck and the moon wasn't saying much, just watchin'. Anything could happen on a night like this...or maybe nothin'." - Murdock

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