"I love it when
a plan comes together!" - Hannibal
"There was a new
private eye in town. His name is B.A. Baracus, and he's lookin'
down at the Maltese fool." - B.A.
"Don't smile at
me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth
playing with my mind!" - Face
"Be gone! The Knights
of the Road are not afraid. Be gone, before I raise my lance and
make of thee a poor and piteous fool, whose tale lies, 'twixt
tooth and tongue, and bed it there, until you die! I have given
you both fair warning. I will give you to the count of. . . one
hundred and seventy-five. 1. . .2. . . 3. . . " - Murdock
area bites the dust!" - B.A.
"We're like socks.
You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use
us again." - Hannibal
"A bunch of fool's
worshipping the king fool of all time." - B.A.
"The Jazz is like Woody Woodpecker cartoons twenty-four hours a day and all the Twinkies you can eat. . ."
". . . It's kind of like nature's way of putting your fingers in a light socket. Our problem is, Hannibal likes it."
- Murdock and Face.
"We're not stopping for an autograph
Hannibal!" - B.A.
"You know, I'm tired of bein'
the blue collar guy in these cons. Why don't you and the guys
let me broaden my acting repertoire?" - Murdock
"What to you do with people like this?"
"You find their toy-box and pull all the wheels off their little trucks."
-Uncle Buckle-Up and Hannibal.
Hannibal: "Face, I want you over at the Federal building, check the FBI records on Papa Cataro."
Face: "Oh, sure, no problem. I'll just walk in there, flash my library card. . ."
Hannibal: ". . .and your smile."
"I did what I did 'cause if I
didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that
not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it
badly, which I was not about to do." - Murdock
"Paint the entire ship? I'd rather eat my cigar." -Hannibal
"Ready to fold, spindle, and mutilate
Sergeant?" -Hannibal to B.A.
"I don't know how we'd get the ants to go for these two."
"Oh, it's easy. You just stick an ice cream cone, right in their pocket."
- Face and Murdock
Girl: You guys answer me one thing; who are you?
Face: Well, I'd be glad to explain it to you.
Girl: So explain.
Face: Oh no, I didn't mean here. What I had in mind was some place quiet. . .a quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. A quiet with a soft bubble of champagne, mixed mystically with the sizzle of musaka. Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one, drowns out the murmers of lovers.
Girl: Something tells me we'd never
get to the answer.
"If that fool's flyin', we dyin'"
"Fool, you couldn't drive a nail
with a stick shift." - B.A.
"Don't worry about Murdock. In
six weeks he won't be able to tell reality from breadsticks."
"I don't want to hear another word
about your paint, because you CAN'T paint nothin'...UNH!"
"I die before I fly " - B.A.
"I got my words, and my brains workin' fine, but when the words come out they wanna...rhyme."
"I WANT SOME TRASHBAGS!!!!"
"I'm B.A. Baracus. I'm here to pick up your crops."
"The fog was as thick as a linebacker's neck and the moon wasn't saying much, just watchin'. Anything could happen on a night like this...or maybe nothin'."
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