Taylor Gets a 1,236,974th Girlfriend
				By Anne Vanderhorst
	This is a spoof of all those extraordinarily boring stories where
someone moves in next to the Hansons and is going out with Taylor by
chapter 2. Frankly it bugs the hell out of me. So here is the story of the ill
fated Marie, I mean what would you expect to happen if Taylor came out
with the news he had a girlfriend. Think about it.
	
					Chapter One
	The last glance Marie ever had of her beloved Kentucky was of
threatening gray skies and sheets of rain pouring down making mist over the
gently rolling hills. Her mother annouced three weeks ago that they were
going to move to Tulsa, this really didn't bother Marie friend wise because
she knew that lots of teenage girls had moved to Tulsa just to get closer to the
pop trio Hanson. Her two best friends had moved and she was literally the
last of the pack. What she was going to miss was the landscape of Kentucky.
	"Oh well," she thought to her self as she pushed play and "Thinking of
you was blasted into her ears. The problem was she was on the airplane and
this wasn't a walkman she was listning to. Her foot had accidentaly pushed
play on her cd player which she was using for a carry on so it wouldn't get
damaged. She quickly turned it down and turned red faced to her mother.
	"Marie, I know you are obsessed with Hanson, but please I'm sure the
whole airplane doesn't need to here the opening chords of "Thinking of You""
It was scary how much Marie's mother knew about Hanson just from Marie.
	"Screw you,"Marie muttered under her breath.
	
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	The plane touched down with a hard bump on the runway. Marie and
her mother collected their baggage and hailed a taxi cab to get to there new
house, the car was to be driven there by her father a few days later. As Marie
approached the new house she squealed with delight when she saw the hot
guys standing in the front yard of the house next door to hers. She thought of
all those stupid stories on the net and just hoped that she would be like the
many of thousands of fictional characters to move in next to Hanson. When
she got closer she was shocked when she saw it actually was Hanson.
	"Oh my god!" she screamed. It was the last she said before she passed
out