Chapter Three
	Marie came back later that night to hang out, That was when it
happened. Taylor started to hear a faint hum and then something that sounded
like a stampede of buffalos.
	"Oh no they finally found out!"
	"What do you mean?" asked a frightened Marie.
	"The fans, they found out about us going out."
	"So?"
	"They'll kill you, run!"
	Marie ran out of the treehouse but was stopped after three feet by
running into a sharp butcher knife. Her body was disfigured and cut into
parts. Her eyes and heart were placed on a tree stump for a sacrifice.
	"Taylor, Taylor!" they chanted.
	They came up and forcefully dragged him out of the tree house the
instigator of all this, named Sabrina, yelled." IF WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
THEN NO ONE WILL!!!" That of course was right before they injected a
lethal dose of cyanide into him. He squirmed for a moment and then the
radical dismemberment ensued, fans vieing for a piece of Taylor. Sabrina
gulped down the raw one inch cubes of Taylor the puked them up for
everyone else to eat as Taylor and Marie's parents came out shocked by what
had happened to their children. That is why you never go out with a super
famous rock star.
			 THE END!!!!
Yeah it's short, it's gory, and it exaggerates the bad points of those oh so
boring stories. Neways hope ya enjoyed the parody.