Q: What is the El Kabong Kabal? A: The El Kabong Kabal is a discordian disorganization make up of students at Monta Vista High School. Q: What are it's beliefs? A: We are an Episkipos Kabal in that we have our own variations of discordian beliefs. We are made up primarily of LEFTISTS. We hit people on the head who take things too seriously with squeaky hammers (hammers of bonking). We are political radicals. Q: How do I join? A: First, you must know me or a member of the kabal personally. Then you must ask me or another membert if you can join. When accepted, you must figure out what to do. We only show you the door; you have to walk through it. Q: Do you have any meetings or schedule or anything? A: Nope. We just get together when we want to, usually during lunch break. Q: What/Who is El Kabong? A: A cartoon character who runs around wacking people on the head with his acoustic guitar saying "KABONG!" He is a horse in a cowboy hat. Q: Why are you typing this if I probably cant join? A: Um.....FNORD!