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First shalt though not accept the norm as a way of life. This inludes ye pop culture,
etc. Fish. Then shalt thou be Leftist, and being leftist, thou shalt be *Discordian,
of the El Kabong Kabal. This is a discordian kabal in the name of Eris, of whom each
member has his or her own personal Kabal. We make our one rules but we act freely
however we feel. We will not hesitate to startle the masses. Though we are Leftist,
we arent Communist, comrade. We believe in socialistic democracy. We will defend
chaos, non conformity, individualism, creativity, and we will fight back if attacked,
though we are a non violent disorganization. We are comprised of free thinkers, individualists,
non conformists, political radocals, contraversials, and all related parties. We
will not tolerate discriminations of any sort, nor conformity, greed, the military,
bribes, corruption, hypocracy, ignorance or related American Dreams. When flying
rainbows say hello to your toaster, it's time for some tea. We see left through the
red white and blue disguise. We don't need no thaught control. Money is a drag. No
more lies. Freedom! Well i've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point
your finger you should know that im the man. Im the man and your the man and he's
the man as well so you can point that pokey finger up your buttocks. Screw L. Ron
Hubbard and all his clones. We are not robots. We wont take any BS from anyone. Eto
korna ratta seya boom na rana sey. BOI! Do sync de na rana boo BOI do sync de BOI!
We are cought between our culture and the system. We respect everyone and believe
that sharing means caring. Right is Wrong, but Left is not right. It is wright. It
is correct. It is not not wrong. I wont left any more about wrong left now. There
nothing proper about your propaganda. We oppose all capitalist fatcats and politicians
for both their reasons and their morals are corrupt, and all they speak is lies.
We are 'awake' to what is really happening around us. We will not be brainwashed,
nor will our wills be broken. There is an eggplant in your mustache. -><-.
fnord.
*-Being discordian
is not required
***INSERT BRAIN HERE***
Should Leftism become the opinion of the masses, it wil be immediatly disbanded and
the co-founders will begin a new political movement unlike all others, while still
maintaning our leadership and essential ideals. Thus, with our ideals set in place,
we will share common leadership among the co-founders, and lead the word to a new
state of being. [true, awakened living]
-=AND IT WAS GOOD=-
Signed,
[our signitures]
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