A Glory B's Smile~O~Gram!
It is with the saddest heart that I have
to pass on the following:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a
severe yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Dozens of celebrities turned out, including
Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins,
Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave side was piled high with flours
as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered
the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who "never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but
his later life was filled with many
turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, even as a crusty
old man, he was considered a roll model
for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he'd rise
once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife,
Play Dough. They have two children, and
one in the oven.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
coffin. The funeral was held at 3:50 for
about 20 minutes.
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'Joke for the day'.
The creator of this hilarious piece is
unknown. But he/she is really cookin'!