Kitty Astrology
Velcome to Madame Misty's parlour! Using your birthdate and the stars as her guide, she will now proceed to read your character! Thank you to Pelz Pet Studios for these beautiful cat sun sign graphics. Be sure to check out their homepage-feline astrology was originally their idea! But the horoscopes here are written by Madame Misty, with help from her amateur astrologer human.
ARIES: March 21-April 20
Aries cats are confident and enthusiastic. They love to play and thrive on athletic activity. They have lots of determination, and if they want a treat, they'll pester their human till they get it! They adore being in the limelight and make wonderful show cats. They are impossible flirts! They like adventure, and hate closed doors that prevent them from continuing their explorations! They are quite volatile. They are typically slender and wiry with ruddy-coloured fur.
TAURUS: April 20-May 21
The typical Taurean cat is placid and quiet. Their loves include food, humans, other cats and being outside. They are usually easy-going and good-tempered, but when their meal is served late or their human fails to live up to their expectations in some other manner, they can be completely unreasonable. They are very neat and probably have never spilled any of their food on the floor while eating. They can be extremely stubborn. They are very domestic and love home comforts. They make loyal and compassionate friends, though often possessive. They are typically plump and sturdy with powerful shoulders and a slow, deliberate gait.
GEMINI: May 21-June 21
Gemini cats are energetic and restless, and always on the go. Their moods change quicker than lightning--they go from the height of perfect happiness, purring on their human's lap, to livid with anger, spitting and hissing like a demon! They are very playful, bursting with energy and exuberence! They easily adapt to new situations and like change, so they make an ideal pet for someone who moves around a lot. They love fresh air and open spaces. They are great communicators, and have probably taught their human that a certain meow means "feed me", another one means "open the door" and yet another means "have you by any chance seen my feather toy around?" They are not paticularly affectionate. They are typically small-boned and graceful with quick, darting eyes.
CANCER: June 21-July 23
A Cancer cat truly believes that there is no place like home. They are extremely sensitive and can get morbidly depressed over the smallest thing, moping all over the house because their human told them sternly to get off the couch. They have an uncanny intution that helps them sense other people's feelings, and a caring nature that wants to help people. They hate change and cling to old possessions, places and people. They are very maternal and make wonderful parents. They are typically chubby and cuddly, with round, moon-shaped faces and a sweet expression.
LEO: July 23-August 23
Leo cats are warm-hearted and friendly. When their humans have friends over, they will be purring, rubbing against their legs, jumping in their laps. Leos dream of being royalty--they love luxery and being waited on and tend to be lazy and egotistical. They demand a lot of attention. They crave power and rule their household with a firm, but loving paw. They are bold and fearless. They typically have big, bright eyes and sport spectacular coats of brilliant colours such as red and gold.
VIRGO: August 24-September 23
Virgos are well-behaved and polite, but hate crowds of people and will excuse themselves if their humans are holding a party. They are not paticularly demonstrative and quite indepedent. They like their own personal space. They are intelligent, calm and neat. They are painstakingly fastidious in their hygenine! Virgos are very punctual and never need to be called twice. They are quite finicky when it comes to food. They typically have beautiful fur, soft and silky and perfectly groomed.
LIBRA: September 23-October 23
Libras can't decide anything quickly. Hmmmm....should I have the tuna treat first or the chicken treat? They rarely complain and have a very quiet voice. They love harmony and peace and insist that everyone in their household gets along. They have very sweet, affectionate, winsome dispositions. They love being held and cuddled. They are extremely sensitive to their owner's moods and know just when you need a little extra loving! They love to be pampered. They are typically petite with slim, graceful proportions and dainty little paws.
SCORPIO: October 23-November 22
Scorpio cats are the most mysterious, magical cats in the zodiac. They treasure their independence and are natural loners. They love travel and look forward to when their human takes the cat carrier out. They can be completely ruthless, because of their desire to be powerful and better than everyone. They are total perfectionists and insist on always having the last word in arguments. They are intensely emotional and passionate. You will never fully understand their deep, secretive nature, but this will likely just fascinate you more! They are typically heavy and muscular with a piercing gaze.
SAGITTARIUS: November 22-December 22
Sagittariuns are brash, bold and outspoken. They are rebels and amazingly audacious, even if they're facing an angry human threatening to take them to the pound. They are always getting into trouble, but always come out unharmed and smiling. They are full of energy and often rush headlong into things without thinking. They thrive on danger and adventure, and are fearless risk-takers! They have violent tempers, but their rages never last long. They love freedom, hate waiting and are very competitive. They are very active and always on the go. They are excellent mousers. They are typically of athletic build with large, expressive eyes.
CAPRICORN: December 22-January 20
The Capricorn cat is careful and steady. Even Capricorn kittens are solemn and mature. They need lots of security, which is why they are typically indoor cats by choice. They like having a schedule and hate when it's disrupted. They are solemn and staid even as small kittens, and possess a maturity beyond their years. They are extremely loyal and stalwart companions, but do not bestow their friendship lightly. They are quiet and reserved, and hate having attention drawn to themselves. But they are not as stand-offish as they seem. They crave affection and approval, but their restrained natures prevent them from openly seeking it. They are typically long-bodied and angular with a straight nose and serious expression.
AQUARIUS: January 20-February 18
Aquarians are individuals. They are unpredictable; their moods change so quickly and drastically that they completely confuse people! They are very friendly, but social butterflies, flitting between their many impersonal friends and social acquaintences, but never forming intimate friendships. They are quite aloof and unemotional. They have a strong desire for liberty and are very inquisitive. They are more intelligent than the average feline. They are typically slender with pointed ears and widely-spaced eyes.
PISCES: February 18-March 20
Pisceans are always willing to lend a shoulder to cry on. They are sympathetic and understanding. They are gentle and have warm hearts. They aren't overly energetic and would much rather sleep all day than chase mice or play with their toys. They are very easygoing, and have no use or appreciation for schedules, deadlines or plans. They run their lives according to their emotions and may drive their humans into a frenzy by deciding they want to be fed right while you're writing a paper or meowing to be petted while you're trying to get ready for work. They are typically small and shapely with beautiful, luminous eyes.