All About My Goddess




Name: Mistress Misty Mungojerrie Mistofflies Morrison

Stage Name: Mistique

Nicknames: Babycats, Nutty-Pie, Puttiums, Fido Dido, Grumpy Cats, Softpaws, Misty Cat, Purrbaby, Love-Aboves, Golden-Eyes, Little Grey Ghost, Sweetie-Kitty, Misty-baby, Lovely-cat, Velvety-Fur, Crazy Cat Pufftail, Furry-kitten, Whiskery Cat, Sweetpea, Oosha-Moosha, and Purrfect Puss

Breed: Domestic Shorthair/Russian Blue mix
Fur Colour: Grey with silver highlights
Eye Colour: Golden-green

True Birthdate: Unknown
Celebrated Birthday: March 25
Arrived to Rule the Morrisons: July 25, 1992
Place of Birth: Somewhere in Thunder Bay
Place of Residence: Wherever it's inconvenient
Age: 7
Sign: Pisces
Marital Status: Juggling boyfriends, Black Bart and the brown sleeping bag
Education: CLAW University Bachalor of Feline Arts degree and Master of Feline Studies degree

Jobs: Artist's model, exterminator (specialty: rodents), vacuum cleaner, security guard, meditation coach, hypnotist, magician, food taster, singer, Bedsheet-Monster Hunter, Professional Lego-Soccer Player, slaveowner and Object of Beauty.

Hobbies: Heat-hogging, couch-stealing, newspaper-walking-on, windowsill-perching, car-watching, bird-observing, treat-snacking, beauty-sleeping (not that she needs it!) and household-ruling.

Favourite sports: Lego-soccer, counter-leaping, crazed sprinting and lap-climbing
Favourite colour: grey and yellow
Favourite TV Show: The X-files
Favourite Book: "The Cat Who Said Cheese" by Lilian Jackson Braun
Favourite Song: "Silver and Gold"
Favourite Food: Tuna, Pounce Tartar Control treats in Ocean Whitefish and Crab flavour and angelica root or catnip
Favourite Drink: Whiskas UltraMilk

Biggest Strength: Her beauty, her grace, her intelligence, her glamour, her charisma, her stylishness, her sweetness, her athletic ability, her winning personality and her modesty
Biggest Weakness: She barfs a lot

Role Models: Salem the Cat and Kao K'o Kung
Ambition: To rule the world