Throw back the first fish you catch then you'll be lucky the whole day fishing.
It's bad luck to get married when the fish aren't biting, according to the custom of some fisherfolk.
1. Thinks a romantic dinner is bringing home fish and letting you clean and cook them.
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2. Line used to pick you up: "If you were a large-mouth bass, I'd mount you on my wall."
3. Your "dates" start before the sun comes up and end when the fish stop biting.
4. He/she thinks 'line dancing' is a fish strike.
5. Your local hospital emergency room now claims fish hook removal as one of their specialties thanks to the number of visits made by this fisherperson.
6. Those "leftover" containers in the fridge hold nighcrawlers, crickets, and occasionally little leeches.
7. The personal ad that ran when you met him/her "Seeking attractive person with boat for long relationship. Please send photo of boat."
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8. You lose your virginity in the back of a bass boat.
9. You send him/her to the video store to rent a movie for the night and they come home with Babe Winkelman's latest walleye flick.
10. You're hooked!!
