For all of you net surfers out there, you have no doubt seen Ana-Cam, the website put up by a young nymphette where people can basically watch her life through cameras mounted around her home. A typical Ana cam session will consist of Ana being naked, sitting around her house, listening to music, and basically doing nothing.
This got me to do some thinking. This girl can sit around doing exactly what I do (minus the naked part). If she can make a popular website about her life like that, why can't I? I'm sure that I have just as much fun as her, if not more, and I do lots of things that she can't do. Like play with action figures and get to that damn "To-fu Survivor" game in Resident Evil 2.
But I could one up this lass in the presentation. Instaed of having cameras around my house, I could mount a microcamera on a helmet. As demonstrated by this wonderful graphic.
Then, anyone watching would not see my life, they would, in essence, be living my life. I myself can think of no greater joy than living my life, and I cannot see how anyone could find anything more stimulating than living my life with me (and if you find anything, tell me, because then I can do THAT on my internet show)
I could call this show "Hank-Cam", appearing only on "Hank World". Just imagine all the things you could see with me. Brushing my teeth in the morning, go to high school screw off, eat a dinner hastily shoved in my face, go to drama practice and be beaten into submission for a while, spend a few hours in front of the Playstation, and then head off to sleep.
I think the sleeping part would be some one of the most interesting aspects of Hank-Cam. You see, when I sleep, I tend to make a veratable bravado of snoring noises that are quite unlike anything on this earth. Anyone who has had the pleasure of experiencing the chorus has describded it as "An interesting experience". Now, as if this wasn't enough for your senses, I have to share my current "residential fascilities" (bedroom) with two brothers who can recreate my noises pretty well and actually add some neat pieces of their own. So the entire experience would be in stereo. It's like listening to a chorus of angels... that is, if a chorus of angels were three Polish kids who snored real loud when they slept and that's what they were doing.
Okay, scratch the angels part.
The one thing that I would HAVE to do is cut out the nudity that would appear on my opposing site, Ana Cam. I have little desire to see myself naked, lest have other people look at me while I was naked. Men just don't look good naked. Well okay, maybe to gay men they do, but I would not want to cater to such a selesct audience. Not just that, but I doubt that people would pay to see me nude (since my site would automatically become a pay-per-view site because it would be such the rage). The same would go for having a more-than-friends relationship with a woman. Becuase let's just face the obvious.. On a date the camera, as neat as it may look, does not exactly scream "Well adjusted male suitable for courtship".
I honestly think that Hank Cam will do well, and I hope that I do, indeed, have your endorsement. Now only if I can save up a few thousand dollars for camera equipment and find a few miles of cable to hook the camera up to my computer....