This little gem is the product of myself and a man who can only be referred to as "King of the Nerds", Cory Quammen. He and I, if you do not take this in a racial superiority sense, are whiter than white. He and I formed ourselves a club of sorts that we called "The Void of Jiggyness".

What that basically means is that we are the opposite of jiggy. We are anti-jiggy. We are the people who have no reason to dance, rap, or act in any other hip-hop form. We are a pair of white bred huckleberries.

The reason we formed this club was because we were being encouraged by our friends to "get jiggy with it". When we refused, they got annoyed because we were not doing what they were doing. Thus we needed a club.

Then, "The Jiggy Word" was formed. It was a word, when spoken, we would start raving "na-na-na-na-na-na-na" (like in the Will Smith song) and flail our arms wildly in an attempt to be jiggy. But we would also act as if the word had cast a spell on us that forced us to act in that manner we were trying to stop. So at the same time we would act as like we were fighting it and grunt in excertion.

That is what I am asking you to do. Whenever someone says "The Jiggy Word of the Week", you must do as we did and and perform "mock jiggyness". Or just laugh at us and point. I don't care.