From what I have seen, college students are among some of the lowest forms of life on the planet. The last thing I want to do is to put myself in a place where packs of khaki clad women can scoff at me for not being anywhere their level of sophistication because I don't listen to Ben Folds Five or some other rightfully crappy musical farce; Artsy farsy alterno dudes that go around drinking latte, wearing sweaters and carrying backpacks; Drunk women who can't afford liquor so they steal it from men and think they can get away with it because they can give up a piece at any time they want; and last, but no least, wind pant wearing, backward cap jock-olas who still think they're in high school but it's so neat that they don't have parents around so they can party ALL the time! What was I talking about now?
And is I ever have to hear another college kid say "Wanna see my new tatoo?", it will be too damn soon! Is this some new rite of passage that no one ever told me about? And if you get a huge one all the way down your hip and have the nerve to bitch about the pain "for the last two hours" of the procedure, I'm gonna smack you.
Then there is the whole music thing.