If you wanna play magic
I've got a reproducing Thallid
But if you're going to make that called shot
You'll suffer a -4 modifier because the targets not quite valid
In video games
I like deathmatches in Goldeneye
Too bad in real life
I'll never see up past a womans' thigh
Even in the summer
I don't even leave my yard
But I can give you 101 reasons
Why Kirk is better than Picard
And while all you socialites
Are out sucking down your beer
I'll be on my computer
Voting for Final Fantasy 7 as game of the year
But when the jocks attack me
I do not fear and run
Because I'm the nerd who packs
A fully functional particle beam gun