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But without further interuption, here is...

The Stupid Animated Gif!!

Alright, what the f@^& is this thing? And what buisness does it have playing hacky-sack? If I can't play the damn game right, neither can this ant-eater looking thing! Time to get out my hunting rifle. And why is it standing on a compact disk? This is all screwed up.

One Liners

This is a whole bunch of one stupid things that I have recorded for your reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy them.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
If corn oil is made out of corn, and olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Overheard: "Cattle are easy"
Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Schitzophrenia beats eating alone.
OK, what's the speed of dark?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
You can be stupid, you can be a congressman... but I repeat myself.
There's an exception to every rule except this one.
Overheard: "I'm putting my beef stick back in my pocket where it belongs."
New Kurt Cobain Soft Drink: Extremely bitter with no head.
Have you ever wondered why bomb, tomb, and comb don't rhyme?
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
I wonder how deep the ocean would be without all of those sponges.
I hate people who own dogs. They just lack the courage to bite people themselves.
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons.. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
God made man, Sam Colt made them equal.
"You don't look at the mantle while you're poking the fire" - Bulldog of 'Frasier'
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things
Why am I so stupid?
You could be a poster child for genetic clensing.
Do unto others, then run.
"Take me, or you'll die!" - Kigaro from 'Ninja Scroll'