The wavs on this page were
sent to me by my buddy Juice..Thank you Frito!
I
bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then,
when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What
was THAT?!"
~Jack Handey~
Looks Like I picked
The Wrong Week To Quit Amphetamines
No Thank You...I Take
It Black....
We Have Clearence
Clarence....
You Dont Know Where
That Fingers Been
You Ever Seen A Grown
Man Naked?
I Am Serious...And
Dont Call Me Shirley
Didja ever
hang around in a gymnasium?
Ebonics
At Its Finest
Would
ya like to fall in the mud...get kicked in the head with an ironboot?
I PIcked
The Wrong Day To Stop Sniffing Glue
Some
of us here, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink.....
Under
Over/Over Under Done
Captain how soon can you
land...I can't tell....You Can Tell me Im a Dr...