H e l l o M u m!
Stumble me fluttergripes. Only 3½
of you seem to have made it this far. I wonder what
happened to the rest...
SPONGE!!!!!
This charlie keeps dropping off. Chain him to the wall so that
he may be awake for Chapter 3.
Are we hanging comfortably..? Oh you are are you? Right,
SPONGE!! Attach weights to his legs and fetch the
ant
farm and jam.
For the benefit of those of you who have not done the homework set, the quest starts here; i.e. if you've just blundered in here like a blind, twelve legged, neurotic hippo fondler (you're the second one today), then it would be best for you to click the "here" link above and start from the beginning. No I think it would be best. Go on now. Have they gone yet? Good, now we can mock them from afar.
Click on the banana. You know you want to. It'll take you away
from all this and to the only page on the Internet which could
possibly tell you what to do with forty pounds of bananas.
Join Norm's insultathon: |
YES, it's the official
Insultathon. All those who have read the
story
so far will know who
Norm
is and will therefore know what the hell we're all talking
about. The rest of you will have to follow the links and do
a bit of homework for yourselves 'cos I'm not going to
explain this Insultathon thing any more than I have to. Why
should I? It's not like I get paid for this; I only do it
for a laugh. Admittedly it's only me who laughs but that's
better than no one at all. Besides, we've only got a certain
amount of Internet space here and I'm not going to waste it
by explaining to the likes of you what the hell I'm going on
about or what we're trying to achieve here, just because
you're too damn lazy to follow a simple link and read a
couple of paragraphs of text! What am I? Your mother? |
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This months winner is Mr. B.D. Batplucker III who was testing his knobs at the time.
Congratulations Mr. Batplucker a splendid pair of knockers should reach you shortly.
Er... we had this from Tsotsi over the weekend (9th Feb. 2002):
"Whatever has crawled up your semen-encrusted fat arse must be suffering horribly."
Nice to see you had a good weekend (lit.). Nice one. Send us your email address or the email address of a complete stranger and we'll email your prize knockers to it.
TA,
The dozy Dung Quest twats who don't have a "your email address" box on their form. Bit of an oversight.
OI!: We seem to be suffering from the dreaded invisible radio buttons (on some crappy old browsers run on Windows 3.whatever). You can only see them if you REALLY believe in them. They are there, honest! Just click slightly to the left of the option required. (default prize is the picture of Doreen.)
Any other business? Well don't worry I'm sure it'll brush off
when it dries otherwise tell
Bartholomew D.
Batplucker III just exactly what you think of his arboreal
partner in chyme Schtup.
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