More Description: Intelligent and quiet. Keeps to
himself. Always depressed. Current(and only)resident
of the House at Pooh Corner.

Address: 100 Aker Wood Southeast, Eeyore's Gloomy Place.

Favorite Thing: Being remembered on his birthday.

Things He Likes: Thistles, pots and burst balloons.

Things He Dislikes: Being bounced, swimming,
or broken thistles.

Biggest Problem: His tail keeps coming off.

Second Biggest Problem: His house keeps falling down.

Personal Quote: Bouncy or coffy, it's all the same
at the bottom of the river. Nobody Minds. Nobody cares.
Pathetic, that's what it is.