the TEMPLE of the THIRTEENTH INSANE CHURCH OF THE MONKEY

the

TEMPLE

MONKEY! ____of the sacred____ EL MONO!!

MONKEYS


the OFFICIAL website of the

Thirteenth Insane Church of the Monkey!


HI THERE!

why not get to know the church!

feel free access to the following areas:

GROUND LEVEL

HALL OF THE MONKEYS

VISITOR'S LOUNGE

MONKEY LINKS

JOIN US

THE BASEMENT (LEVEL BETA)

mail comments, threats, etc.to: opiate80@usa.net

WELCOME, CHILDREN OF THE MONKEY!

welcome to The 13th Insane Church of The Monkey, the first and only sight devoted to the worship of certain particular demi-god monkeys.

as a non member of The Thirteenth Insane Church of the Monkey, you are allowed to learn more info and to enter the visitor's lounge.

to journey deeper into the bowels of the temple and discover the secrets of the ancients, you must first join.

the principle belief of The Thirteenth Insane Church of the Monkey is that man evolved from the monkey, reached highest state of evolution in 1982, and is now de-evolving back to the monkey.

to learn more, visit the hall of the monkeys. for even more priveleged information, why don't you join!

hits since 8-1-97

Last updated Monday, October 13, 1997 08:51 PM

NEW! NEW! NEW!!

notice to all, members and non-members alike. The secret entrance to the basement of the church has been opened to the public! Now anyone can access the wisdom of the library, and much more! Check it out today!

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REMEMBER THE SEVEN MONKEY COMMANDMENTS


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Always spell Monkey with a capital "M"

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Never buy products containing processed Monkeys

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Fight to liberate Monkeys from their oppressors

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Smell like a Monkey whenever possible

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Eat at least one bannana every day

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Stand up for your right to worship monkeys

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PREPARE FOR DE-EVOLUTION

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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