Thrash Master P
Age: Unknown
Blood Type: Unknown
Gender: Male
Tour of Duty: 3 Years
Currently Enlisted
The outlook was bleak for the Pinko Moxie Army. Bad metal held firm control over southern Maine, while General Pinko's troops were freezing to death in their winter camps in Bridgton. To add to Pinko's misfortune, the regiment protecting the camp was insubordinant and near mutiny. To enforce disipline, General Pinko placed colonel Thrash Master P in charge of the regiment. Despite his young age, Thrash Master had already developed a reputation as a skilled leader and disiplinarian. But the unruly troops didn't exactly embrace their new colonel; it wasn't long before P heard that an outright mutiny was in the works. Upon learning of the cabal, he ordered a midnight inspection, and the groggy men stagered out into the freezing cold. As Pat marched down the line, one soldier shouted, "Now's your time, boys!" He aimed his gun squarely at Thrash Master's chest and fired, but it didn't go off- P had removed the cartridges from the men's muskets in the night. The colonel stared down his would be assassin, then drew his sword and, in a single swift stroke, hacked off the mutineer's arm.
His authority was never questioned again.
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