Pinks are people who truly sum up idiocy. They are not to be mistaken for the loser-friendly individuals who habituate most of our daily lives. No, not only are they idiots, in that they maintain a stubborn resistance to truth, but they are also in a unique position to stage their idiocy for the whole world to witness. Without pinks, we'd be more bored and better off. Without pinks, we'd actually get things done and possibly even step outside our miserably selfish existence to actually help others, form a community, join a focus group and all that jazz. But unfortunately we are too self-satisfied and hopelessly derisive to do anything, but alternately praise and defile this growing number of pinks:

Stephen Covey Briant Gumble Marilyn Manson Madonna Will Smith Robert Fulgham Oprah Winfry Robert Schuller Louis Farrakhan Dennis Rodman Joseph Coates Dan Rather Stephen King Any Star Trek writer Rush Limbaugh Tiny Tim Rockers for Tibet Jimmy Carter Wendy Schultz Dan Quayle Michael Jordan Paul Allen Tony Roberts Lance Ito Luke Perry Martha Stewart Daniel Goldman Yoko Ono Terry Bradshaw Boris Yeltsin the O.J. jury Diana Ross Janet Reno Sting Tom Clancy John Gray Oliver Markley Billy Idol Muhammed Ali Camille Paglia Phiber Optik Peter Shwartz Don King Billy Graham Princess Diana (the People's Princess) Boutros Boutros Gali Carl Sagan Sam Donaldson Frank Oz