Dion C8 & Raven Wild2's man, waitress (RR's mouse?) Wild2 & Sky King

AmEagle w/ Lady AmEagle Dion is scarring Raven

The MOB Squad

(in order facing camera) Raven, Southern Belle, Bunny, Sky King, Pretty Woman (in order not facing camera) Janey, AmEagle, Dion, Bad Puppy, Netty, C8's head)

(facing)Southern Belle, Bunny, Sky King, Pretty Woman, Cammy, Lone Stranger, Cowboy-8, Netty, Bad Puppy, Dion, AmEagle

Sky King

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Scrooples Notes 9-5-99

None of the names were changed to protect the innocent, there weren't any innocent people to protect. As far as anyone knows no animals were harmed in the making of these notes, course some people will argue that point. Everything was heard out of context but recorded word for word.

01:35pm EST *pubsters are finishing with brunch*

Dare2 "I want another one of those things with cream in the middle so I can suck it out."

01:50pm EST *pubsters enter Scrooples*

AM Eagle "I don't see nuthin."
Raven1 "AM, take the lense cap off."
Cowboy-8 "Yall should see what I see from here!"

Southern Belle "I do weird people too."

Dare2 "You all can't tease me like that!"
Bunny "You can't do it on command? That's with a needle dick! You gotta get me when I do it, I can do it on command."

Bunny *points to SK* "The toys this man has!"

Dion "Get in there, come on."
Dare2 "Take it off Dion."
Bunny "Who's nipple is that?"
Dare2 "I told you it wasn't recognizable"

02:10pm EST *Cammy enters the Pub with curly straw in hand*

Dion "Janey suckered me into it."
SB "Gimmie some of that."
Janey "You must beleive everything I say."

Janey "Get over it."
C8 "It's hard to when yer coughing."

SB "Is it on the back too?"
Dion "Not as bad."
D2 "KJ has to import his."
AM "His Greeks?"

Bunny "What the hell is that?"
Dion "Looks like a french tickler."
D2 "With a long cord."
SB "Cordless."
Bunny "Left it at home."

SB "It was anticlimatic after you do the mules. Doing the big shot was scarry. And you don't have time to scream cause your breath is gone."
Dion "Otherwise it keeps fallin forward and I have to keep pushin it back."
*D2 whispers to Raven & SB "My legs still hurt this morning"*

Janey "Gerbils aren't safe around KJ."

*Pub waitress AnnMarie says to Dion* "I wanted you to use your tounge and do it."

03:05pm EST *Netty enters Scrooples*

*Dion asks bartender..not RR..for a sponge bath*

Cammy "Wait a minute, I don't want this up my nose."
SB "It helps if you turn it on. Like it does everything and I'm not used to that."

Bunny "I thought this was your toy."
Sky King "No, I took it from work."

SB "It's about this size."
Bunny & SB "About our holes."
Bunny "How many holes do you have SB?"
Bunny "I'm still cleaning mine."
*AM is noted to be double fisted with Budweisers*
AM "I can't visualize."

Dion "I don't need pulsating boobs."
Bunny "You're taking hormones?!"

D2 "That's my thigh, not my laptop!"

Janey "Smokes without orgasim."
Dion "We're gonna have to change that."

KJ "Hello idiots!"

03:22 *Bad Puppy enters Scrooples*

Bunny "Everybody put your leg out so BP can hump us!"

SB "BP looks military, must live near Andrews."
Janey *BOL*

SB "A little over dressed are we?"
Bunny "I did a blow job."
C8 "What did I do?"

D2 "Yeah, C8 stuck his face right in your crotch Bunny and said, "you do."."
Janey "It was a group pm."

Janey "My palms are very sweaty."
D2 "must've been that smoke w/o the orgasim."

Bunny "Is it snowing outside?"
SK "I'm saving it, don't worry."

D2 "Terrible when you do things out of order."

03:32pm EST *Lone Stranger, Pretty Woman & Kelley enter Scrooples*

Bunny "We're humping!"
D2 "I still have my cherry!!"
BP "Just don't bare your legs."

D2 "N.O., what part of NO don't you under stand? *send*"
PW "Oh that is darling."

Janey *to AM* "You're never on."

D2 "there's different modes you can use."
Dion "I've only got the one, I want the others."

PW "I forgot my whip."
AM "So now you'll have to be celibate."

BP "She was the first you know."
PW "She was the pub nun."

PW *butt grope w/ SK* OOOOOHHhhh!!!!
SK "Harder baby, HARDER!"

D2 "I run into things alot, I'm a klutz."
D2 "Radar doesn't work."

Janey "I was in my nightshirt."

Janey "This morning when I was jumping on the bed."

SK *to PW* "How many do you have? 3?"

*group notices C8 leaves w/ Netty but....*

*group yells* "C8 leaves w/Netty but comes back w/ AM!!!!"
AM "I looked for Netty in the bathroom, didn't see her."

SB "You can email me."
BP "Does it take really long text?"
SB "Oh yeah!"
BP "Don't give me yours."

PW "You can call me the Dick Queen."

Cammy "I can draw blood too."
PW "I can't do that."

PW "Cut that sun of a bitch off!"
Dion "It's like photogenic."

C8 "Want me to pinch you?"

Dion "Can I touch your butt like C8 did yesterday?"
AM "We ALL want to touch your butt!"

SB "Purple thong."
BP "Purple thong?!?!"

BP "I have little triggers in my ears."

D2 "You blew your wad yesterday."

D2 "You didn't pay your bill yet."

04:20pm EST *Lady AM Eagle arrives*

C8 "Lone looks like Larry Byrd. He's an ugly son of a gun."

PW "Are you gonna buy it?"
BP "Yes I'm gonna buy it."
C8 "Show yer panties."
PW "I stuffed them."
Cammy "oh good, she hadn't been getting any of mine."

*Cammy fluffs Lone*

PW "I get it any where, and I get the best straight jackets."

PW "Do you know how many times I pulled them out? 2 cops and a pair of handcuffs."
Bunny "Just so you can see penis and vagina all the time."

*PW tells a penis story*

BP "You do remember how it gets hard?"
SK "I remember it years ago."

SK *to SB* I used to like you, really."
SB "Air, I need air!"

Bunny "Pepsi bottle?!? That's KJ that did that."
SB "He was that small?!?!"
Cammy "Tell me about it."

BP "When you don't need it, it pops up."
Dion "Hopefully bigger."

Janey "i am not a pervert, I lurk."

BP "Show me the darkside! Show me the darkside! Show me the darkside!"
Bunny "Clear the table!"

Bunny "I got him smoking!" *points to SK*
Dion "Use a better grade of oil SK. It makes for an interesting sensation."

SK "Here's Dion from 17 different angles!"
Dion "Between Janey and SE, I couldn't sleep."
Janey "I've got this boob thing going."

Bunny "Tell ya in 5mins if it was good." *points to SK*
BP "Give him another shot."

Dion "It doesn't take much to get me drunk."
C8 "Except for the leather chateau."

Dion "I figured if I could keep her up that long she'd have to stay." *points to SE*

Bunny "I had a big one, but not last night." *blushes bright red*
Bunny "What was I saying?"
BP " Sounds like sex."
Dion "And she didn't know if she liked it."
BP "She was upside down."
Bunny "It was HOT! It was AWESOME!!"

SB "What's an "Alabama Slammer"?"
SE "Me in bed?"

SK "Does it have pics?"
Lady AM "It's the only way I can do it."
AM "It's not a mouthwash."

Raven1 "You did a pretty good job sucking." *looks at Bunny*

Netty "what are you writting? Me in bed?"

Bunny "It's stuck in the pants, it's in there."
SK "Don't make me point."
Janey "Yes, its open, wide open."
Cammy "I don't think I can do that."

Cammy "Could you handle me that long?" *looks at Lone*

AM "Bunny yells too loud."
Bunny "I'M NOT LOUD!! WHERE'S KJ'S SHOVEL?!?!?"

Lady AM "Is it still there?"
Bunny "Still there."
Lady AM "Yes I'm glad."

Bunny "Do you know how to do it?"
Bunny "Do you want to do it or me?"
SK "Do you want me to do it?"

AM "I wanna see you eat that."
Cammy "Everyone want to see me eat this."

Cammy "Only if RR was here. We got into it."