I have a friend named Paul...now Paul is a funny and interesting character that I have just recently (thru my Roommate Rae) gotten to know. He is not anti-internet...but does tend to make comments about my increase in time spent online. When Paul calls our house, he, of course, gets the message center answering service...so often so that I am beginning to believe that they are having an intimate relationship. Paul's message is always started the same way..."Hello. This is Reality calling...". So one day I'm online (duh!) and chatting with a friend via ICQ (name withheld) and she is talking about shutting off her internet service to deal better with other stuff...ya know, real life stuff. And there is a knock at my door...well, I'm at the computer...like I want to get up and answer the dang door...so I yell "who is it??" thru the door I hear..."it's Reality". Well now, I figure that no one is all that internet addicted until you actually have reality knock on your door, come in and sit on your couch and visit with you. Am I addicted...oh yeah I think so......lol. But I'm getting better...I mean I spend alot of time with Reality now...he's lending us his 32" TV and crashes on my couch occasionally...I'm assuming that means I'm getting better....lol. So don't be surprised if ever you ever get a visit from Mr Reality...it can.....and has happened!
Not only is Paul known as "Reality"...he is even better known as Captain Cock Block! Let me explain....
When Paul is around...men scatter. I'm talking jet>>>>>>>>ZOOM>>>>>>>>gone! This is a strange superpower that he has. Not a bad thing if you have lets say...an ex that is still creeping around. Capt Cock Block comes in handy by far...but lets say: you are creeping around some guys door and in enters Captain Cock Block! doo doot doot doooo. There goes guy......it never fails...or at least I have yet to see it fail. lol. His entire attitude on this is: If I'm not getting laid.....NO ONE IS! lol. And well, none of us are. lol.
Well....I guess it's time for an update....lol:
Paul has gotten laid....yet none of us has....unfair?? I'd say!!!
But Paul is happy and funnier than ever.....He no longer crashes on my couch...he is sharing an Apt w/ Shirley from downstairs....we all get together everyday tho and cook dinner....watch a movie...or take a road trip......lol. Like this weekend , we went to Lobos Point in San Fran....we had a GREAT time.......and will laugh about alot of shit we did over the next few months...lmao! Paul took some pix of us.....some i'll be able to post.....others i cant...at least not for a charge....lol. I had a great time w/ the two of them....I always do!
Shirley tells me I'm a trip and 1/2 .......w/ out luggage.....lmao! I still have ALOT of baggage tho....but as I travel thru life I'm leaving alot of it behind me....it gets heavy lugging it around...lol. In the end I know that I will be the bigger..and better person.....like the Phoenix, I too shall rise again out of the ashes...
Continued later.......
> That's it for the moment....but I've barely started here....and it may just continue endlessly, I dunno. I never run out of stuff to just ramble on about