I pulled a heist on a lawyer's pad back in 1997 and all I collected was two G's in chump change and something called a webtv console and keyboard. Well I gave the chump change to my junkie girlfriend acquaintance and I installed the console to my TV and my neighbor's phone whilst she (neighbor) was out of town. So I'm playing around with this web-gizmo and I finds some free web-page space and some free graphics and some free background music and I makes myself a few web-pages complete with free guestbooks. So I'm playing around visiting assorted sites and leaving my little ascerbic comments and the next thing you know I winds up in a Ring of Caves. Now you figure the last place John Law is going to find you is hiding in some cave right? Wrong, not.....There is a knock on my door. It is the IRS. How could I declare 1200 bucks income in 1996 when I had paid taxes on 164,000 the year before. I told the guy I was out of that line of work now that I had gained religion and he doesn't believe me. So now I got to find me a string of girls and raise enough to keep the feds happy.....Ain't life great?
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