Story 73
Heres a lille story about one of my trips. It wasn't a particularly strong
one compared to some other trips it's just that it was a very busy one with
plenty happening. ( by the way I'm British so my language may be a little
different) It started with me and my mate Phil in my car. We both ate five
mind expansion kits (drops of acid on sugar cubes) and waited for them to
arrive. We parked in a in a park stopped and in a couple of minuted these
two dogs start fucking right infront of our car. One of them was looking at
me in a pretty wierd way and for some reason I wanted to start the car and
mow them down but I resisted the urge ( which was wierd because I love
animals!). At the time I had an open bottle of water between my legs. Next
thing I know I start laughing my balls off so hard I cant breathe and start
gagging for breath watching these two stupid alsations knobbing each other
silly. What made it worse that I was playing some Deicide on my stereo which
made it all the more strange. When we eventually stopped laughing I noticed
that between my legs was soaking so I thought that I had pissed myself
laughing. The water had fell between my legs but the bottle was gone. I
started sniffing my crotch, convinced I had pissed myself. I got out of the
car shouting 'Fuck I've pissed myself - fuck!' Next thing I know I start
stripping off trousers pants, with the intention of taking them down to the
river to wash them. Phil trys to tell me its just water but I don't believe
him. I pass my old school mistress in the part knob out and everything. She
asks me if i'm OK and why I'm undressed I reply that it's OK miss I've just
pissed myself. N.B it was a warm day so I wasn't cold at all. Phil can't
believe it but seemed to be completely in a world of his own. He said that
he didn't think that any of this was making sense and thought that it was
all on telly or something. Anyway, i got down to the river which was
actually only a little streem but it seemed like niagra falls. I stood in
and fell on my arse ( or ass ) and strangely the water seemed warm but I'm
sure it would have been freezing. Phil was tring to chase some ducks around
clainimg that they were watching him and didn't want them to report back to
the police. I got up and really stank. I was fucking soaked and shivvering.
I trousers and pants back on. Phil got this idea that if we went and got
some bread we could put some acid on it and feed it to the ducks ( we had a
fair sized bottle with us ). Phil went in the shop came out with a loaf,
shortly followed by the sop keeper. Phil had forgot to pay for it and
wandered out of the shop saying Thanks mate!' We gave him some monet and
made some excuses about the ducks telling us to get it for them. We got to
the park and sat down. As soon as the ducks say the bread they all came
charging towards us like fucking mad things. Phil was shouting line up! line
up! you fucks! I got the acid out of my pocket and put a few drops on a
slice of bread which I threw to them. Phil did the same but tore the bread
up after he put the acid on which wasn't a good idea because it got on his
fingers. This freaked him out and he got the idea that if he ate loads of
bread it would take away some of the strength of the acid. I have never seen
anyone eat so much bread in my whole life. To make him feel better I did two
more drops - a very bad idea and we ran back to the car for safety before
they kicked in. When I got back to the car I notices the doors were open -
we had forgot to shut them but luckily everything was OK. We sat and had
quite a mind blowing conversation using handf signals and stupid noises.
Speach was practically impossible at this point. I was not at all unpleasant
but the fact that I was soaking made me feel very uncomfortable. I decided -
much against Phil's will to strip down to my pants and wait for my clothes
to dry. Next thing i know my Auntie taps on the glass window with a face
like a slapped arse. She was walking the dog in the park and say my car. All
she say was me but naked in the car with Phil. Rather embarassing.(reminds
me of the time when she caught me getting a blow job of the missus once.) I
rolled the window down and told her that it wasn't like it seemed and that I
had simple pissed myself laughing and then sat in the river to wash myself.
She started to give me shit so forsome reason I just told her to fuck off.
She started to cry so I got out of the car and tried to hug her but she
hobbled off sobbing. This did not make me feel good one bit. Even my dog
gave me funny looks at this point. Phil was hiding in the bushes at this
point. She was purple which was odd. Anyway to cut a long story short it was
generally very good but from then on I avoided public places and peopel I
know because you will always get yourself into trouble.
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