OK, folks, here's the deal:I DO NOT OWN MULDER, SCULLY,
OR ANY OTHER X-FILES CHARACTERS & PROPERTIES THAT MAY
APPEAR ON THIS PAGE.  They belong to The Master of Yuppie
Morbidity, Surfer Boy himself, Chris(t) Carter.  And Chris
belongs to himself.  (I'm covering all bases here.)  The
aforementioned "things" also belong to 1013 Productions
(Reeeeal creative name there, Chris) who, curiously, I keep
referring to as 1021 Productions.  Maybe because it's my
birthday.  Nah, that couldn't be.  And they belong to Fox.
No, not the cute one on TV, the one that runs the show that
the cute one on TV appears in.  Isn't that kinda weird, though?
Even..."spooky"?  Hell no, it's another way to get people
to remember the name of the station!  Of course, THEY won't
admit that...Deny everything, believe the lie,floss twice a day...
it's a conspiracy I tell ya.  Being the spiritual, creative
person that I HOPE I am, I also like to think that Moose and
Squirrel belong to David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
(who belong to themselves).  Without them, the characters would
have life but not soul.  (Thank you, Kris Abel.)  You know what
else?  Any other fictional characters that I mention on this
page belong to...well, whoever owns them, I guess.  I do
NOT own them, in any case.  And the members of the RBB/ITWA...well,
they own themselves too.  Or at least that's what I let them
believe...heh heh heh...but I don't belong to myself.  I belong
to my cat Frisky.  She takes pretty good care of me.  Once in
a while she even lets me do something other than feed and pet her,
like watch The X-Files (see above disclaimer).  She likes the
scene in "Quagmire" where QueeQueg gets eaten.
      Well, that's about it...nothing more to disclaim...I
suppose I might as well say I don't mean any part of this page
as copyright infringement...even though I suppose it
bloody well is...(No I'm not British.  I just talk that way.)
Down with the NoRoMo philosophy.  Shippers unite.  Rah.