A
'A' levels: exams taken at age 18
afters: dessert
aggro trouble; violence
Absobloodylutely: Couldn't agree more
Ace: The best
Airing cupboard:Small lobby usually where the central heating boiler is. often used for drying clothes
Aubergine:Egg Plant
At it:Making love
arse bottom, or ass
arse bandit a homosexual
arse over tit to fall head over heels
arse about playing around, being silly e.g. "stop arsing about!"
B
Bang on:Correct!
Bangers: Sausages
Bangers-n-Mash: Sausages and mashed potato
Bap:Bread bun
Bees Knees: Something really cool
Bloke: Man
Bog: Toilet
Bog roll: Toilet paper
Begging for it:Wanting Sex. Phrase usually used by men: "She's begging for it"...when of course, she wouldn't piss on him if he was burning to death
Bevvies: Drinks
Bird: Derogatory term for female
Birdie Song: Annoying song with a tune that gets stuck in your head. In the US it is called the Chicken Dance Dance
Blimey: Expression of surprise (Cor Blimey gov)
Branston Pickle: Vegetable Pickle (I hate it personally but my sister loves it)
Busking: Performing (usually music) on the streets hoping passers by will give them money
Bubble and Squeak: Fried potatoes with other vegetables
bumming a fag: requesting a cigarette e.g. "Can I bum a fag from you mate ?" Note: This has a VERY different meaning in the U.S.
Bugger all: Nothing
Bollock’s: Testicles
C
Cakehole: Mouth
Cardigan: Long woolen knitted garment
Cheers: Said when making a toast to something
Clear off: go away
Clicking: Finding you have something in common with another person
Codswallop: Nonsense
Conk: nose
Copper: Policeman
Crisps: (for all Americans reading) Potato Chips
Cuppa: cup of tea
D
Dead: very
Dogs Bollocks: Excellent
Dosh: Money
Double Decker: Twin level bus
Down in the dumps: Depressed
Dropped one : Farted
Dump: Finish a relationship
Dustbin: Garbage/refuse can
E
Ear'ole: ear
Effing and Blinding: using foul language
F
Fag: Cigarette (not a homosexual as in the US)
Fell off the back of the lorry: Stolen
Fiver: 5 pound note
Flat: Apartment
Flog: sell
Fly off the handle: Loose ones cool
Football: Soccer (again for American readers)
G
Geezer: Man
Get off with: Manage to attract, and date, a person of the opposite sex.
Get your kit off: Take your clothes off
Git: annoying person, usually and old annyoiny person (old git)
Giving the elbow: Rejecting
Gob: Spit
Grub: food
Gunk: Sticky unpleasant stuff
H
Had a few: Drunk
handy: useful, especially conveniently
hang about: pause or wait, in the sense of 'just wait a minute'
Happy as Larry: very contented
Having it off: having sex
Her Majesty: Queen Elizabeth II (In deference, an effort may be made not to drop the aitch)
Hold up: similar to hang about (qv)
Hooter: nose
How's yer father: (i) sexual activity (Often 'a bit of') (ii) a general 'to-do'
Hump: fed up (As in 'she's giving me the hump' = she's making me feel fed up)
Hob Nobs: Popular english buiscut (cookie)
Hooter: Nose
I
Innit: isn't it
J
Jammy: Lucky
Jaxie: Bottom
Jonnys: Condom
Joy Riding: Stealing cars and driving them around for fun
Jumper: Knitted garment warn on the upper body (Sweater)
K
Kazi: Toilet
Kick the bucket: Die
Kip: Sleep
Knacered: Very tired
Knob: Penis
Knockers: Breasts
L
Lada: Crap Russian car
Lift: Elevator
Living room: lounge
Loads: Lots, something you have in abundence
Losing your rag: Loosing your temper
M
Magic!: Wonderful
Mate: A good friend
Mantelpiece: Ornamental structure around a fire place
Mardy: In a bad mood, and letting other people know about it by complaining
Mitts: Hands
Mooning: Dropping ones pants and exposing ones ass to innoicent passers by. Considered funny by students and drunks.
N
Naff: Poor quality, Unfashionable
Nah!: No
Natter: Chat
Nick/knick: Take or steal
Nit Picking: Being Picky
Nosh: Food
Not half: Strong agreement
Nutter: Crazy Person (That man's a nutter)
O
Ogling: staring
On the Job: Having Sex
P
Pissed: Drunk
Pratt: A stupid person
Puff: Male Homosexual
Q
R
Randy: Horny, wanting sex
S
Shag: To have sex
Shacked up: Living with
Shandy: Mix of Beer and lemonade
Skid Marks: Brown smears found on underwear
Snog: Long french kiss
T
Tetchy: Irritable
Tights: Pantyhose
Tosser: Idiot, "Toss" slang for masturbation
Twat: a stupid person
U
V
W
Wanker: Idiot/slang for masturbation (male)
Wrecked: Very tired after a hard night smoking/drinking and working … depending on age
X
Y
Yank your plank: Masturbate (male)
Z
Zeds: Sleep
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