From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,
It’s the Top Ten List for March 24, 2000
As presented by your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees

Top Ten Things The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say

10. Take off the Yankee hat, Hillary.
(Catcher Jim Leyritz)
9. You haven’t lived until you’ve scratched yourself in front of 20 million viewers.
(Pitcher Jeff Nelson)
8. You know how you have to give 100%? When you play the Marlins, you gotta give 40 or 50%.
(Infielder Clay Bellinger)
7. Late Show audiences are the best in the world.
(Pitcher Jason Grimsley)
6. We didn’t win because of our pitching or hitting, we won because of our fans!
(Pitcher Jason Grimsley)
5. I really like saying things I don’t mean to get cheap applause.
(Pitcher Jason Grimsley)
4. Man oh man do I love betting on baseball.
(Pitching coach Mel Stottlemeyer)
3. I don’t play for the money, I play because I like having guys pat me on my a**.
(Pitcher Roger Clemens)
2. Chicks dig me.
(Shortstop “Derek Jeter”- actually, building engineer George Clarke)
1. I was rooting for the Braves.
(Manager Joe Torre)

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