10. “Spanking the horsehide monkey”
9. “Dropping mom off at the rest home”
8. “Going deeper than the Russian debt”
7. “A Mexican strikeout”
6. “Impeaching President Baseball”
5. “Making contact with a pitched ball in such a way as to cause it to leave the confines of the playing field while remaining in fair territory”
4. “Allying the McBall"
3. “A homer-sexual” (joke sent in by Adam Kaye, age 12)
2. “A wonderful excuse for your teammates to page you on the a**”
1. “Interrupting the drunken slugfest in the bleachers”
