10. Become the first team to win World Series without using mitts.
9. Champagne-drenched celebrations after every out.
8. “In this corner, Mike Tyson. In that corner, the 1998 New York Yankees”
7. Let me, Dave, pitch.
6. Send Steinbrenner on a homemade raft to Cuba.
5. Goodbye Tino Martinez – hello Tito Jackson
4. Parachute into Iraq and sort that whole mess out.
3. Derek Jeter appearing at tomorrow’s victory parade naked.
2. David Wells appearing at tomorrow’s victory parade sober.
1. Maybe, just maybe, have Knoblauch work on his fielding.
