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A traveler stopped at a Texas Hotel while passing thru the state. He
went to the hotel bar and asked for a short beer and was served what
looked to be a quart. When he commented on this, the bartender said
that they do everything in a big way in Texas.
After just two, the man had to use the bathroom and asked the
bartender for directions to the Men's Room. Slightly drunk anyway, the
fellow misunderstood the directions, and opened the door leading to the
catwalk for the hotel pool two stories below.
Naturally, he fell right over the railing into the pool. He began
thrashing about and shout, "My God! Don't flush it! Don't flush it!!".
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